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#584737 | Thu - Jul 30 2009 - 10:27:26
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Got a text from who I incorrectly assumed was the beast since we were already engaged in similar topic of discussion...

"What uniform you boys wearing to the charity tournament this weekend?"
Reply: Cock rings of variable size and matching color coordinated bracelets
"WAT"




-my mother
 
#584758 | Thu - Jul 30 2009 - 10:34:43
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now take a picture of a cock ring and send it to her
 
#584769 | Thu - Jul 30 2009 - 10:36:06
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sorry mom, i meant penis rings
 
#584789 | Thu - Jul 30 2009 - 10:39:51
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Quote (blind_chief @ Thu - Jul 30 2009 - 11:34:43)
now take a picture of a cock ring and send it to her


ILOLPHONE fails again
 
#584790 | Thu - Jul 30 2009 - 10:40:54
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Quote (xstakemx @ Thu - Jul 30 2009 - 11:39:51)
Quote (blind_chief @ Thu - Jul 30 2009 - 11:34:43)
now take a picture of a cock ring and send it to her


ILOLPHONE fails again


Unless you meant a polaroid via USPS
 
#584819 | Thu - Jul 30 2009 - 12:14:35
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WAT
 
#584828 | Thu - Jul 30 2009 - 12:31:54
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lol
 
#584839 | Thu - Jul 30 2009 - 12:51:12
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#585035 | Thu - Jul 30 2009 - 16:35:10
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party foul
 
#585039 | Thu - Jul 30 2009 - 16:44:40
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Does it ever call your mother (or anyone for that matter) at inopportune times while it's in your pocket?
 
#585168 | Thu - Jul 30 2009 - 21:22:49
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Quote (MoS. @ Thu - Jul 30 2009 - 17:44:40)
Does it ever call your mother (or anyone for that matter) at inopportune times while it's in your pocket?


no, but i have alarms go off at fucking stupid times that i dont remember setting
 
#585169 | Thu - Jul 30 2009 - 21:23:16
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Quote (xstakemx @ Thu - Jul 30 2009 - 22:22:49)
Quote (MoS. @ Thu - Jul 30 2009 - 17:44:40)
Does it ever call your mother (or anyone for that matter) at inopportune times while it's in your pocket?


no, but i have alarms go off at fucking stupid times that i dont remember setting


however, what you are talking about the beast refers to as "ass dialing"
 
#585181 | Thu - Jul 30 2009 - 22:08:03
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poop mom's # or frig off
 
#585205 | Thu - Jul 30 2009 - 22:58:48
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LOL
 
#585254 | Fri - Jul 31 2009 - 04:12:15
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She seemed like a nice women, why are you sending her shit about cock rings...

and LOL
 
#585259 | Fri - Jul 31 2009 - 05:32:31
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Quote (smoked @ Fri - Jul 31 2009 - 05:12:15)
She seemed like a nice women, why are you sending her shit about cock rings...

and LOL


She only liked one of my homebrews so far...and I think she was just being nice about that one.
 
#585421 | Fri - Jul 31 2009 - 10:54:26
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Quote (xstakemx @ Thu - Jul 30 2009 - 21:23:16)
Quote (xstakemx @ Thu - Jul 30 2009 - 22:22:49)
Quote (MoS. @ Thu - Jul 30 2009 - 17:44:40)
Does it ever call your mother (or anyone for that matter) at inopportune times while it's in your pocket?


no, but i have alarms go off at fucking stupid times that i dont remember setting


however, what you are talking about the beast refers to as "ass dialing"


Well, when your phone decides to "ass dial" your mother when you're 17, at college, at 3 AM, discussing the private birthday party you just had for your room mate in which you were able to personally dildo the stripper and rolled the 6 blunts for the party, it's not good.
 
#585422 | Fri - Jul 31 2009 - 10:55:00
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Quote (MoS. @ Fri - Jul 31 2009 - 10:54:26)
Quote (xstakemx @ Thu - Jul 30 2009 - 21:23:16)
Quote (xstakemx @ Thu - Jul 30 2009 - 22:22:49)
Quote (MoS. @ Thu - Jul 30 2009 - 17:44:40)
Does it ever call your mother (or anyone for that matter) at inopportune times while it's in your pocket?


no, but i have alarms go off at fucking stupid times that i dont remember setting


however, what you are talking about the beast refers to as "ass dialing"


Well, when your phone decides to "ass dial" your mother when you're 17, at college, at 3 AM, discussing the private birthday party you just had for your room mate in which you were able to personally dildo the stripper and rolled the 6 blunts for the party, it's not good.


I don't know if that trumps cock rings or not though.
 
#585426 | Fri - Jul 31 2009 - 11:10:36
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im not sure if anything trumps cock rings and mother tbh
 
#585427 | Fri - Jul 31 2009 - 11:10:45
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although thats a close second
 
#585635 | Fri - Jul 31 2009 - 18:12:02
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Quote (MoS. @ Thu - Jul 30 2009 - 16:44:40)
Does it ever call your mother (or anyone for that matter) at inopportune times while it's in your pocket?


yes
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