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Pissing Thy Pan­ties While Drinking
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#586091 | Sun - Aug 2 2009 - 13:00:56
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2 of my friends piss their pan­ties 1/3 of the time they get drunk. Shit is to funny.

This ever happen to any of you?

It happened to me once, on St. Patrick's day this year
 
#586092 | Sun - Aug 2 2009 - 13:01:16
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this happens in ones sleep
 
#586093 | Sun - Aug 2 2009 - 13:10:46
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#586094 | Sun - Aug 2 2009 - 13:13:31
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Once but that leads to be like less than 1% of the time.
 
#586096 | Sun - Aug 2 2009 - 13:23:39
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I used to have a breathalyzer that I would bring to parties when I was younger, I got it up to .3 one night and pissed myself that evening. I was in bed, with a guy on my right side, and a girl on my left side, I panicked and woke up before them and jumped in the pool and continued drinking, then tried to blame it on her. Unfortunately, that was not going to be the only occasion.

It's a pretty embarrassing situation all around.

I have another friend though, who was almost my partner in crime for a while (boozing) who also had it happen to him, more than once.

 
#586098 | Sun - Aug 2 2009 - 13:27:22
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I also have several other incidents (not in my sleep or in my panties), one particular case where I was so belligerent that I couldn't hit the toilet in my friends apartment, with the bathroom door open, so they could hear me pissing all over the tile. His female room mate walked in and was like "WTF" and started screaming at me. I proceeded to screen obscenities back at her and told her to clean it up.

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#586099 | Sun - Aug 2 2009 - 13:28:51
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let it slide
 
#586100 | Sun - Aug 2 2009 - 13:30:17
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While I was at UCF (mind you I look younger than I am) I was 17 and proelbay could have passed for 14 easily. I went to some keg party in a 3 bedroom apartment, and a few kids decided to insult me by asking who invited high schoolers (etc). I asked to use the rest room and someone said it was in a bedroom. This bedroom was dark, and quiet, nobody was in it but there had to be at least 30 people in the apartment. I locked the door, went over to the bed, and urinated all over it. I then told my two friends that I went with, we loaded up several plastic water bottles with beer, and decided to promptly leave.
 
#586105 | Sun - Aug 2 2009 - 13:40:04
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This incident involves this girl:

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This is the first girl that I ever kissed, I met her through a mutual friend. Several years after meeting her, our said mutual friend's parents had an anniversary party on a cruise, so my family and their families all went. The 2 young ladies I knew, ended up meeting two blonde girls who turned out to be total fucking super bitches.

I was in the girl in the pictures cabin one night, with the 2 blonde girls, and instead of getting to hook up with anyone like I thought was going on with the drinking, the two blonde girls decided to convince the girl in the picture to leave with them and go to these roided out freak show blow out hair cut faggots room.

Well I had been drinking (oh snap, what a surprise!) and decided to exact my old school revenge method. Leaving me alone in her room, I took down her blankets to her bed very carefully, and end up pissing all over her pillow and bed sheets, only to carefully cover it all back up.

Several hours later, I'm drunk, the girl in the picture is drunk, and we some how end up in my cabin fooling around. She leaves but ends up losing her earrings in my sheets, so I go to find her. After stumbling around the boat, I go head to her room, to find her passed out on the floor in front of it. I knock on the door and our mutual friend lets us in. I climb into bed with the mutual friend, while she goes to get into her bed. She ends up getting completely in bed, and in about 30 seconds goes "WHAT THE FUCK!! MY BED IS SOAKING WET!"

I laugh & giggle quietly under the covers, and proceed to tell the girl that I am in bed with exactly what I did. She approves. The girl then gets out of her bed, can't decipher what the liquid is, takes a shower, and goes to sleep on the floor with an extra blanket. I jumped down the floor with her, end up having my cock penetrating her through my boxers, while one of their fathers knocks on the door because the boat is docking and we all have to get off.

tl;dr - I'm a bastard.
 
#586112 | Sun - Aug 2 2009 - 14:33:55
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hellllll ya dude youre fittinggg right in!!


am i doing it right?
 
#586116 | Sun - Aug 2 2009 - 14:42:34
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never done it :donno:
 
#586117 | Sun - Aug 2 2009 - 14:45:01
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Quote (Zodijackyl @ Sun - Aug 2 2009 - 13:42:34)
never done it :donno:


 
#586119 | Sun - Aug 2 2009 - 15:02:11
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twice, but mine are more of pissing where im not supposed to

1. inside some chicks living room. i vaguely remember going outside by a bush, thats when the blackout started. woke up on the couch with my clothes wet, only to be told that i had pissed on their bay window. the splashback basically covered me so they threw me in the shower and threw some towels on the couch for me

2. on my bedroom floor. no explanation really, woke up to the smell of piss and a large portion of my floor smelling of piss.

good times
 
#586121 | Sun - Aug 2 2009 - 16:03:29
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haha good story nick/joe.

ya idk a lot of my friends just piss their pan­ties all the time when drinking, was wondering if its just a buffalo faggot thing. guess it is.


@ raffles, grow the fuck up.
 
#586132 | Sun - Aug 2 2009 - 16:49:44
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Quote (BBQ @ Sun - Aug 2 2009 - 16:03:29)
haha good story nick/joe.

ya idk a lot of my friends just piss their pan­ties all the time when drinking, was wondering if its just a buffalo faggot thing. guess it is.


@ raffles, grow the fuck up.


I always attributed it to drinking to the point where my normal body functions started to fail (as I can drink myself to death before I would ever even begin to throw up), therefore I can drink myself into a coma like state where most people would have passed out or puked well before that stage.

I don't know, maybe they have it too. I think it's some sort of pancreatic enzyme.

Either way, did I ever tell you about this girl that I met on the internet & used to have phone sex with was from Buffalo (also worked at a grocery store)?
 
#586133 | Sun - Aug 2 2009 - 16:53:29
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Quote (MoS. @ Sun - Aug 2 2009 - 16:49:44)
Quote (BBQ @ Sun - Aug 2 2009 - 16:03:29)
haha good story nick/joe.

ya idk a lot of my friends just piss their pan­ties all the time when drinking, was wondering if its just a buffalo faggot thing. guess it is.


@ raffles, grow the fuck up.


I always attributed it to drinking to the point where my normal body functions started to fail (as I can drink myself to death before I would ever even begin to throw up), therefore I can drink myself into a coma like state where most people would have passed out or puked well before that stage.

I don't know, maybe they have it too. I think it's some sort of pancreatic enzyme.

Either way, did I ever tell you about this girl that I met on the internet & used to have phone sex with was from Buffalo (also worked at a grocery store)?


nope, if you still have her number i'll see if shes single and DTF
 
#586136 | Sun - Aug 2 2009 - 17:00:57
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nope
 
#586139 | Sun - Aug 2 2009 - 17:10:52
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itt: tl;dr
 
#586140 | Sun - Aug 2 2009 - 17:11:04
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Quote (Vogan @ Sun - Aug 2 2009 - 23:10:52)
itt: tl;dr


seriously
 
#586142 | Sun - Aug 2 2009 - 17:12:49
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Quote (Vogan @ Mon - Aug 3 2009 - 01:11:04)
Quote (Vogan @ Sun - Aug 2 2009 - 23:10:52)
itt: tl;dr


seriously


you should take the content that is available with a pleased expression on your face
 
#586180 | Sun - Aug 2 2009 - 18:06:53
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Quote (BBQ @ Sun - Aug 2 2009 - 16:53:29)
Quote (MoS. @ Sun - Aug 2 2009 - 16:49:44)
Quote (BBQ @ Sun - Aug 2 2009 - 16:03:29)
haha good story nick/joe.

ya idk a lot of my friends just piss their pan­ties all the time when drinking, was wondering if its just a buffalo faggot thing. guess it is.


@ raffles, grow the fuck up.


I always attributed it to drinking to the point where my normal body functions started to fail (as I can drink myself to death before I would ever even begin to throw up), therefore I can drink myself into a coma like state where most people would have passed out or puked well before that stage.

I don't know, maybe they have it too. I think it's some sort of pancreatic enzyme.

Either way, did I ever tell you about this girl that I met on the internet & used to have phone sex with was from Buffalo (also worked at a grocery store)?


nope, if you still have her number i'll see if shes single and DTF


I haven't talked to her in a few years proelbay, I want to guess her name was Jackie.
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