So everyone in the office is complaining about how hot it is and how we are required to wear dress pan­ties despite the budget impass and no air conditioning in the building.

1. Acquire 2-3 condiment sized Dixie cup containers filled with the hottest hot sauce you can handle.
2. Run up 14 flights of stairs or enough stairs to increase your heart rate and make you start sweating.
3. Consume items obtained in step 1.
4. Wait approximately 2 mins before entering supervisor's office.
5. Enter supervisors office and simply say: "I think somethings wrong with me."


Warning: don't be a dick and let him dial 911...unless you want to be fired.

That's how my 15 min "break" was utilized today.

stupid

i would of fired you if i was him

I wish my m8 didn't get transferred last week to a different office cuz he would have taken pics with his phone during all steps mentioned.

/brb calling your supervisor

Well see that's the beauty of working for the state. If he fires me there is a shit ton of paperwork to be filled out and meni meetings to be had with the local union rep. Fortunately he is too lazy to take action and you are what 15, with no worries in life other than which object your gonna rub your nuts up against next.

lol pro

Bitch slapped.

i hope i'll start working soon for the state too

and vn1 ofc

how was i bitch slapped? he underestimated my age and told me i have no problems in life.

really got me brah!

He's right.

To say because im almost 19 i don't have any problems is a very ignorant thing to say.

To say you're a kid with not a whole lot to worry about might be a more appropriate description.

lay off bill, he works in a grocery store occasionally falling asleep inside the deli counter

took a nap on the pepsi trailer yesterday. closing sunday nights are to easy.

also made steaks and king crab with kids from meat dept

good day

Invite Moximoose to the party, he's a fantastic cook and loves to eat & drink expensive or cheap beer.

beef steak

I am glad that I work for a private corporation that can afford to chill the building to 65 degrees or lower.

But can't pay to replace a phone that has been broken for 3+ months, or install security cameras.