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#594592 | Fri - Aug 14 2009 - 15:15:08
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A guy tried returning a computer because his expansion bay didn't open when he pressed the button.
 
#594593 | Fri - Aug 14 2009 - 15:15:42
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My boss also told me that I didn't have to come in tomorrow if I didn't want to because I had worked really hard and filled in on another day, and to enjoy my three day weekend.
 
#594594 | Fri - Aug 14 2009 - 15:16:10
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I also helped a badass motherfucker named Kingsley McAlpine, who paid with a Harley Davidson rewards credit card.
 
#594655 | Fri - Aug 14 2009 - 17:00:40
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where do you work
 
#594658 | Fri - Aug 14 2009 - 17:03:11
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#594662 | Fri - Aug 14 2009 - 17:10:25
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staples/easytech
 
#594674 | Fri - Aug 14 2009 - 18:31:02
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#594679 | Fri - Aug 14 2009 - 19:14:04
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#594680 | Fri - Aug 14 2009 - 19:27:15
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cool story, bro


 
#594681 | Fri - Aug 14 2009 - 19:30:05
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cool story, bro


 
#594708 | Fri - Aug 14 2009 - 23:48:26
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#594714 | Sat - Aug 15 2009 - 00:40:11
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#594731 | Sat - Aug 15 2009 - 01:37:57
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cool story, bro


 
#594732 | Sat - Aug 15 2009 - 01:40:19
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This one time at lumberjack camp, I saw a guy use a credit card to decapitate a fetus and then he made a band about it and called their style death penis pump slumber fuck in a cradle with your pan­ties down while I pee.
 
#594735 | Sat - Aug 15 2009 - 01:51:14
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This one time at lumberjack camp, I saw a guy use a credit card to decapitate a fetus and then he made a band about it and called their style death penis pump slumber fuck in a cradle with your pan­ties down while I pee.


Kill yourself
 
#594749 | Sat - Aug 15 2009 - 04:16:34
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cool story, bro


 
#594874 | Sat - Aug 15 2009 - 11:17:55
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This one time at lumberjack camp, I saw a guy use a credit card to decapitate a fetus and then he made a band about it and called their style death penis pump slumber fuck in a cradle with your pan­ties down while I pee.


Kill yourself


 
#594878 | Sat - Aug 15 2009 - 11:56:13
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This one time at lumberjack camp, I saw a guy use a credit card to decapitate a fetus and then he made a band about it and called their style death penis pump slumber fuck in a cradle with your pan­ties down while I pee.


Kill yourself


 
#594880 | Sat - Aug 15 2009 - 11:58:18
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#594891 | Sat - Aug 15 2009 - 13:01:50
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i shit my pan­ts
 
#594892 | Sat - Aug 15 2009 - 13:03:39
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i shit my pan­ties
 
#594893 | Sat - Aug 15 2009 - 13:04:01
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Quote (Sgull @ Sat - Aug 15 2009 - 13:03:39)
i shit my pan­ties


lol!

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#594894 | Sat - Aug 15 2009 - 13:06:20
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#594901 | Sat - Aug 15 2009 - 13:14:15
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#594909 | Sat - Aug 15 2009 - 13:47:14
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#594963 | Sat - Aug 15 2009 - 16:12:05
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cool story, bro


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