my fridge is empty, my freezer has like a pizza in it.

poop food, drinks, etc and i will buy it. i will eat about anything (even dick, but i dont do cocaine anymore)


ill start the list with things i know i need:
toilet paper
deodorant

ravioli's
toothpaste
bagel bites
asparagus
cauliflower

Red cape (does not have to be superman's)
eye patch (universal, nn lefty vs righty bullshit)
Johnson and Johnson moisturizing lotion
Tube socks
moist towelettes
bacon
beer

all should be utilized in that order as well, gotta have that eye patch on securely as to not squirt item #3 in your good eye

not getting any of this except bacon

I hope I get your name for Christmas this year

LOL

speaking of which, when should start this? october so then by november we know who we have and then hopefully shit would be there by xmas?

rye bread
mysli

proalbay

early October so the ___'ers can ___

HEY, THATS GR8

bean sprouts
frozen vegetables: peas/carrots mix, peppers and onions
tofu (extra firm preferred)
soy sauce
slab of bacon - cut into 1/4 to 1/2" cubes and cook it, then add everything listed above.

buy some chicken ramen and soy sauce

99% of your daily sodium intake, but its cheap and tastes good.

also buy condoms for easy cleanup when slapping the holiday ham

mandatory building meeting about swine flu tonight at 9:30 according to my sexy RA

o wait, the NFL starts tonight

dodge

ramen noodles - not the little bricks that you can buy at any convenience store, check an international or specialty section
your pick of vegetables (frozen mixed vegetables work fine)
low sodium chicken broth ^ cook above in this
egg - add this once the noodles are almost done

onion + garlic
chicken
^saute the onion and garlic in a bit of olive oil on low heat, turn the heat up and add the chicken. slice the chicken and add it to the ramen/vegetable mix, let it cook/sit for a minute, then enjoy

do you just drop the egg in the broth or what

If I had my own place, this is about the only shit that would be in my house.

DRINKS
Light beers for partying
Quality beers for daily consumption
Milk

FREEZER/FRIDGE
Eggs
Fresh or frozen supply of chicken breast
Fresh or frozen supply of fish
Fresh or frozen supply of steak
Salad fixings (most likely just the prepackaged store shit that's ready to go)

CUBBARDS
Cans of tuna salad (maybe refrigerated prepackaged store shit that's ready to go)
Cans of chicken salad (maybe refrigerated prepackaged store shit that's ready to go)
Oatmeal
Olive Oil
Pasta of various sorts
Protein Powder
Rice of various colors & MSG contents
Wheat Bread

I really wouldn't buy anything more than that so I wouldn't tempt myself to eat unhealthy.

nick, cubbard, really?

How do you consider that to be "eating healthy" when you don't have any vegetables other than prepackaged salad?

Let the noodles cook most of the way then drop the egg in, let it cook until you see white solids from the egg being cooked, then give it a bit more so the yolk gets somewhat cooked - boiling liquid is ideal for both cooking pasta and cooking egg thoroughly.

Farmers Market, yo

im glad im not a bachelor my list would be the following

10 totinos pizzas
2 boxes of corndogs
4 boxes of cereal
case of bud light
gallon of milk
bottle of vodka
gallon of oj
popcorn
case of pepsi

What the fuck do you call it?



It's called a fucking vitamin faggot, I don't need to eat tons of fruit and vegetables.

Sorry, I would probably have onions, garlic, carrots for sure, maybe some cucumbers and bananas on top.

I loved them in PA, good meats and veggies cheap

You need to have fiber, or are you one of those people who think it is normal to poop 2-3 times per week?

i take 5 small poops a day

steak
bacon




bologna
dunkaroos
bagel bites
string cheese

is he a stoner now?

Bacon
Lettuce
Tomato
Bread
Sloppy Mayo

Proelbay the best thing said in this toilet but I can't argue with steak. There is always at least a full carcass worth of meat in my deep freeze