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#607492 | Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 11:03:02
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So I had to take shit, right?

I go into the bathroom, sit down as usual, get ready to poop by expelling whatever is left in my bladder (I assume that this is a normal thing for most people, a little squeeker of the rest of your bladder when attempting to go poop, I really hope it is), without realizing that my penis never made it into the bowl. Without checking, I urinate all over the back of my legs, floor, and clothes.

In a panic, I start using toilet paper to soak up the urine that's all over the place, and I completely lose the ability to poop.

tl;dr -> Pissed all over myself attempting to take a shit, failed to poop.
 
#607493 | Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 11:06:16
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i have never done this, but i appreciate that it has been done
 
#607498 | Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 11:27:53
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Quote (blind_chief @ Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 12:06:16)
i have never done this, but i appreciate that it has been done


 
#607499 | Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 11:29:37
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lol
 
#607507 | Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 11:52:05
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ive done basically the same thing
 
#607510 | Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 12:00:58
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I pee after I poop, nn splashing
 
#607511 | Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 12:03:00
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Quote (bubbachunk @ Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 10:00:58)
I pee after I poop, nn splashing


this depends on if i really need to shit or not. there are times im lucky to get my pan­ties pulled down before the poop is starting to flow. other times i need a few minutes of relaxation, and i end up peeing first.
 
#607519 | Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 12:12:53
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I've done this, though to a lesser extreme. My [dik] was perusing the toilet bowl and I'm doing a crossword when all of a sudden the floor is wet. Doh!
 
#607520 | Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 12:13:26
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Quote (StQ @ Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 12:12:53)
I've done this, though to a lesser extreme.  My [dik] was perusing the toilet bowl and I'm doing a crossword when all of a sudden the floor is wet.  Doh!


thats why we usually hold our p33nz,
 
#607521 | Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 12:13:39
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DC.net m8's can always make me feel like a normal person.
 
#607522 | Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 12:14:23
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Quote (MoS. @ Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 12:13:39)
DC.net m8's can always make me feel like a normal person.


feeling like a normal person and being a normal person = 2 different things
 
#607524 | Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 12:15:40
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Quote (seth @ Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 12:13:26)
Quote (StQ @ Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 12:12:53)
I've done this, though to a lesser extreme.  My [dik] was perusing the toilet bowl and I'm doing a crossword when all of a sudden the floor is wet.  Doh!


thats why we usually hold our p33nz,


sometimes i do, sometimes i don't.
 
#607527 | Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 12:16:14
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Quote (StQ @ Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 12:15:40)
Quote (seth @ Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 12:13:26)
Quote (StQ @ Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 12:12:53)
I've done this, though to a lesser extreme.  My [dik] was perusing the toilet bowl and I'm doing a crossword when all of a sudden the floor is wet.  Doh!


thats why we usually hold our p33nz,


sometimes i do, sometimes i don't.


you must be talented
 
#607537 | Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 12:18:08
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Quote (seth @ Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 12:16:14)
Quote (StQ @ Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 12:15:40)
Quote (seth @ Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 12:13:26)
Quote (StQ @ Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 12:12:53)
I've done this, though to a lesser extreme.  My [dik] was perusing the toilet bowl and I'm doing a crossword when all of a sudden the floor is wet.  Doh!


thats why we usually hold our p33nz,


sometimes i do, sometimes i don't.


you must be talented


just lazy
 
#607538 | Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 12:18:18
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where are the pics
 
#607539 | Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 12:18:26
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Quote (StQ @ Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 12:18:08)
Quote (seth @ Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 12:16:14)
Quote (StQ @ Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 12:15:40)
Quote (seth @ Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 12:13:26)
Quote (StQ @ Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 12:12:53)
I've done this, though to a lesser extreme.  My [dik] was perusing the toilet bowl and I'm doing a crossword when all of a sudden the floor is wet.  Doh!


thats why we usually hold our p33nz,


sometimes i do, sometimes i don't.


you must be talented


just lazy


im lazy too and that equates to talent.
 
#607543 | Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 12:19:17
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Quote (seth @ Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 12:18:26)
Quote (StQ @ Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 12:18:08)
Quote (seth @ Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 12:16:14)
Quote (StQ @ Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 12:15:40)
Quote (seth @ Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 12:13:26)
Quote (StQ @ Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 12:12:53)
I've done this, though to a lesser extreme.  My [dik] was perusing the toilet bowl and I'm doing a crossword when all of a sudden the floor is wet.  Doh!


thats why we usually hold our p33nz,


sometimes i do, sometimes i don't.


you must be talented


just lazy


im lazy too and that equates to talent.


oic
 
#607577 | Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 12:37:22
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Quote (smoked @ Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 11:27:53)
Quote (blind_chief @ Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 12:06:16)
i have never done this, but i appreciate that it has been done


 
#607581 | Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 12:44:40
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Alright, going to attempt to shit again.
 
#607584 | Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 12:50:36
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Quote (MoS. @ Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 20:44:40)
Alright, going to attempt to shit again.


gl remember to get the penis aboard
 
#607586 | Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 12:56:02
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Quote (Norse @ Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 12:50:36)
Quote (MoS. @ Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 20:44:40)
Alright, going to attempt to shit again.


gl remember to get the penis aboard


We had a successful landing.
 
#607598 | Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 13:10:23
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Quote (MoS. @ Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 12:56:02)
Quote (Norse @ Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 12:50:36)
Quote (MoS. @ Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 20:44:40)
Alright, going to attempt to shit again.


gl remember to get the penis aboard


We had a successful landing.


g
 
#607599 | Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 13:10:39
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Quote (seth @ Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 13:10:23)
Quote (MoS. @ Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 12:56:02)
Quote (Norse @ Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 12:50:36)
Quote (MoS. @ Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 20:44:40)
Alright, going to attempt to shit again.


gl remember to get the penis aboard


We had a successful landing.


g


z
 
#607630 | Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 14:36:11
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gz gz
 
#607819 | Mon - Sep 14 2009 - 23:23:28
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#607836 | Tue - Sep 15 2009 - 04:59:39
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i would be pissed if i done the same
 
#607837 | Tue - Sep 15 2009 - 05:00:05
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i mean pissed off ofc :euh:
 
#607887 | Tue - Sep 15 2009 - 11:45:53
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your life is an stupid fail
 
#607927 | Tue - Sep 15 2009 - 12:51:27
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Quote (Raffles @ Tue - Sep 15 2009 - 11:45:53)
your life is an stupid fail


At least when it comes to sperm he puts it somewhere where it isn't really a problem.
 
#607928 | Tue - Sep 15 2009 - 12:52:36
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#607977 | Tue - Sep 15 2009 - 13:21:02
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i think i have had a somewhat similar experience a long time ago
 
#607983 | Tue - Sep 15 2009 - 13:26:10
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Quote (sir_lance_bb @ Tue - Sep 15 2009 - 12:51:27)
Quote (Raffles @ Tue - Sep 15 2009 - 11:45:53)
your life is an stupid fail


At least when it comes to sperm he puts it somewhere where it isn't really a problem.


atleast he can atempt to troll
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