Quote (NeoDaReaper @ Sat - Oct 31 2009 - 21:33:53)
What kind of cheap bastard gives children plastic spider rings for Halloween? I mean seriously, if you wanted to give them something inanimate and ultimately cheap just give them fucking rocks. You could use a rock as a paperweight, or even a doorstop. Why the fuck would you give a child something so useless, spiders aren't even a real symbol of Halloween. Most people aren't even frightened by spiders, and ultimately they have no reason to--because most spiders aren't poisonous.
If some asshole gave my kid a spider ring for Halloween, I'd give them the spider brass knuckles. Fucking bitches.
Nice plagiarism.