Friend & myself were having a little Facebook chat during the Jets/Dolphins game, he's a Jets fan.



Him: Anyone that says "fumblerooski" should prolly be shot. Especially if the sentence went "Fumble, fumble fumblerooski." <- Original comment

Me: I can't believe that someone from Ohio State was actually able to hold the ball running down the field for that many yards. <- Regarding Tedd Ginn's kickoff return for a TD

Me: REPEAT <- After Tedd Ginn's 2nd kickoff return for a TD

Him: Nick, do me a favor and go to college. Then break my balls.

Me: I guess your degree in Nothing Important thinks that sort of challenge is going to make up for the fact that Miami has beaten you twice this year; it doesn't. <- He has a degree in Archeology or something useless like that

Him: You brought up college Captain No Degree, not I.

I need to come up with a reply to this or he will think he's won, without letting him know that those bashes towards not having a degree eats me alive.

sorry brah, you got slammed hard

your friend is a winner

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Tell him you buried some shit in your yard, and ask him to dig it up and determine how old it is

You are both worthless.

almost as worthless as a 25 year old without a degree

I thought that was a good comeback tbh.

But the true way to settle the score, is to go traditional and have a fist fight and first blood or whoever whines like a little bitch loses.

Ask him how much money he is getting a week from the government and then rub that shit in his face.

Actually LOL'd at this

I would win, no contest.

Let's be honest that's all that fucking matters when it comes to shittalking of the football variety.

Just excel in life and pimp them hoes and in time he will be wishing he was moxximoose von hollywood.

This post has been edited by sir_lance_bb on Mon - Nov 2 2009 - 00:02:15

He's on his way to low end management with Sam's Club & living at home with his folks (I would imagine he's saved a ton of fucking money though) while I am at my folks with no money. He's still got me on that.

Kill him?

something more creative than +1

Sorry, I don't have a degree in archeology so I don't happen to know the last time the Jets won a Super Bowl.

Show him pictures of your awesome shirt

LOL

Wasn't it when Joe Namath won?

I don't know, do I look like I have a degree in archeology?

who cares about handegg? seriously

Oh you got a degree, but you clearly do not have shoulder buttons.

If you didnt live at home you could have won

and then when he starts digging a hole
falcon punch him there and bury him alive
was ez

i dont know what's worse, the fact that you couldnt come up with anything or that you came here to ask for a comeback

This is Joe's domain faggot.

Fuck you vogan.

Real football aka HandEgg is fucking awesome.

i have bigger arms than david beckham

btw i watched last 4 superbowls and kind of enjoyed it, but too many swedish commercials in between spoiled it
they show here only superbowl from handegg, nothing more

i wish he'd take your place on here, then i might actually laugh at some of your replies

soccer is pretty cool




























if you're 12 and/or a eurofag

DALELOL shows up Nick...

...and Dan because he said "could have" rather than "could of"

lol. /doubt

whoa bigger arms then a soccer player?