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#629405 | Wed - Nov 4 2009 - 15:33:04
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Quote (Raffles @ Wed - Nov 4 2009 - 14:32:13)
in other dc news, raffle has came to one with his abortion rate w/ past girlfriends


It's no wonder people make fun of you. You get to be such an angry little kid when people bring up your choice to have the abortion yet you flaunt it as you feel appropriate to get attention.
 
#629407 | Wed - Nov 4 2009 - 15:35:02
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What's the difference between a pizza and a pile of dead babies in my garage?




























I bought the pizza, but made the pile myself.
 
#629408 | Wed - Nov 4 2009 - 15:35:21
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dunno, nothing funny or to brag about on that subject.

It's something personal and should not be used as a comic relief on the net.

my opinion.
 
#629410 | Wed - Nov 4 2009 - 15:38:18
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Toilet wasn't meant to be funny.
 
#629411 | Wed - Nov 4 2009 - 15:39:15
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What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!
 
#629412 | Wed - Nov 4 2009 - 15:39:41
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* What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
 
#629413 | Wed - Nov 4 2009 - 15:39:58
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Quote (xstakemx @ Wed - Nov 4 2009 - 15:38:18)
Toilet wasn't meant to be funny.


But while we are on the subject...

Does anyone know the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?





























The load of babies can be emptied with a pitch fork.
 
#629414 | Wed - Nov 4 2009 - 15:40:36
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What do vegetarian ogres eat?
Cabbage patch kids.
 
#629415 | Wed - Nov 4 2009 - 15:41:05
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?
A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
 
#629416 | Wed - Nov 4 2009 - 15:41:42
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What's the difference between a baby and a bagel?
You can put a bagel in the toaster. You have to put the baby in the oven.
 
#629418 | Wed - Nov 4 2009 - 15:54:17
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Quote (HCL @ Wed - Nov 4 2009 - 16:40:36)
What do vegetarian ogres eat?
Cabbage patch kids.


lol'd
 
#629419 | Wed - Nov 4 2009 - 15:55:57
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Quote (xstakemx @ Wed - Nov 4 2009 - 16:38:18)
Toilet wasn't meant to be funny.


my comment was mostly directed towards Raffles. ;p
 
#629422 | Wed - Nov 4 2009 - 16:32:57
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What do dead baby jokes and Raffles have in common?














They were both funny for a short period of time in the distant past.
 
#629446 | Wed - Nov 4 2009 - 18:41:54
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I think I rubbed you wrong with the ogre bit.

I wish to apologize and offer the gift of metal

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXko2YCuZa8
 
#629454 | Wed - Nov 4 2009 - 18:53:59
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Quote (Zodijackyl @ Wed - Nov 4 2009 - 22:32:57)
What do dead baby jokes and Raffles have in common?














They were both funny for a short period of time in the distant past.


im a huge faggot
 
#629463 | Wed - Nov 4 2009 - 19:05:56
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my +1 message is broken
 
#629469 | Wed - Nov 4 2009 - 19:29:12
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how do you get 10 dead babies into a bowl

with a blender



how do you get them out?

tortilla chips
 
#629478 | Wed - Nov 4 2009 - 19:47:29
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Quote (lobb @ Wed - Nov 4 2009 - 19:29:12)
how do you get 10 dead babies into a bowl

with a blender



how do you get them out?

tortilla chips


vn1
 
#629499 | Wed - Nov 4 2009 - 21:31:52
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Quote (xstakemx @ Wed - Nov 4 2009 - 15:38:18)
Toilet wasn't meant to be funny.


But while we are on the subject...

Does anyone know the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?





























The load of babies can be emptied with a pitch fork.


*You can't unload the truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
 
#629644 | Thu - Nov 5 2009 - 12:48:25
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Quote (xstakemx @ Wed - Nov 4 2009 - 15:33:04)
Quote (Raffles @ Wed - Nov 4 2009 - 14:32:13)
in other dc news, raffle has came to one with his abortion rate w/ past girlfriends


It's no wonder people make fun of you. You get to be such an angry little kid when people bring up your choice to have the abortion yet you flaunt it as you feel appropriate to get attention.


i just feel like i cant poop shit on here without it being laughed at or not taken seriously
that being said i can poke fun at myself, i dont care we all have made mistakes
 
#629645 | Thu - Nov 5 2009 - 12:49:16
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stop feeling so special, making fun of people is what we do
 
#629647 | Thu - Nov 5 2009 - 12:50:02
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Quote (blind_chief @ Thu - Nov 5 2009 - 12:49:16)
stop feeling so special, making fun of people is what we do


im special
 
#629658 | Thu - Nov 5 2009 - 13:06:06
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Quote (Raffles @ Thu - Nov 5 2009 - 12:50:02)
Quote (blind_chief @ Thu - Nov 5 2009 - 12:49:16)
stop feeling so special, making fun of people is what we do


im special


@dc snow

 
#629662 | Thu - Nov 5 2009 - 13:12:58
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how come HCL discovers all the "funny stuff" like months-years late
 
#629664 | Thu - Nov 5 2009 - 13:15:55
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Quote (Norse @ Thu - Nov 5 2009 - 19:12:58)
how come HCL discovers all the "funny stuff" like months-years late


dial up internet?
 
#629706 | Thu - Nov 5 2009 - 15:12:34
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lol. I just had a best friend craving for dead baby jokes.
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