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#635858 | Fri - Nov 20 2009 - 08:14:30
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that time of year is quickly approaching, so i figure i would give the heads up of what is expected of you as desolate carnage site members:

1. About a day after THXgiving dinner, any poop taken can be considered a thanksgiving poop (remember eating makes you poop, so the poop you squeeze out a few hours after dinner is not related to your dinner)
2. A picture of the poop is strongly suggested
3. A detailed description narrating a few key points:
- Duration
- # of Wipes
- notes on the struggle
- any other pertinent information (ie coffee induction, etc)
- A brief description of what food led to the monstrosity
4. proof of ownership for new poopers may be required as we may not recognize your toilet from previous poops, but standouts like phil and gary's very messy toilet will be a clincher
5. As always, good luck, have fun and be safe for this holiday!!
 
#635860 | Fri - Nov 20 2009 - 08:21:23
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how many days in advance are we allowed to hold it in
 
#635887 | Fri - Nov 20 2009 - 10:39:16
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Quote (hedonism @ Fri - Nov 20 2009 - 08:21:23)
how many days in advance are we allowed to hold it in


Unless you stock up on protein, your shit's won't be big hard and solid, most likely will just be an explosion if you hold it in.
 
#635889 | Fri - Nov 20 2009 - 10:57:05
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Quote (sir_lance_bb @ Fri - Nov 20 2009 - 11:39:16)
Quote (hedonism @ Fri - Nov 20 2009 - 08:21:23)
how many days in advance are we allowed to hold it in


Unless you stock up on protein, your shit's won't be big hard and solid, most likely will just be an explosion if you hold it in.


awesome
 
#635891 | Fri - Nov 20 2009 - 11:11:11
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Holding won't do anything you'll just poop when you binge on tg
 
#635966 | Fri - Nov 20 2009 - 17:29:47
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thank god my thanksgiving is long passed.
 
#636915 | Tue - Nov 24 2009 - 21:50:34
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pooping a pic cost 100fp imo

winner takes all
 
#636983 | Wed - Nov 25 2009 - 00:37:34
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Quote (M_A_T_T @ Tue - Nov 24 2009 - 21:50:34)
pooping a pic cost 100fp imo

winner takes all


I'm in
 
#637000 | Wed - Nov 25 2009 - 03:15:32
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Quote (Zodijackyl @ Wed - Nov 25 2009 - 00:37:34)
Quote (M_A_T_T @ Tue - Nov 24 2009 - 21:50:34)
pooping a pic cost 100fp imo

winner takes all


I'm in


In my opinion this should be a contest for only humans.

Sorry Steve.
 
#637001 | Wed - Nov 25 2009 - 03:20:10
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Quote (sir_lance_bb @ Wed - Nov 25 2009 - 03:15:32)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Wed - Nov 25 2009 - 00:37:34)
Quote (M_A_T_T @ Tue - Nov 24 2009 - 21:50:34)
pooping a pic cost 100fp imo

winner takes all


I'm in


In my opinion this should be a contest for only humans.

Sorry Steve.


 
#637303 | Wed - Nov 25 2009 - 20:02:21
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the day approaches
 
#637789 | Sat - Nov 28 2009 - 14:52:31
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Entry # 1- Exhibit 1a:

Here lies a slippery eel who passed into eternal sewage at around 1:35 PM Central time November 28, 2009.

He passed after a brief 2 minutes battle with the release of body. It seemed like not much of a fight, slid right out. Upon completion, there was a slight release of urine, not enough to fill a 12 oz bottle and overflow onto my hand though.

3 wipes (1 wet)

This poop was encouraged by the gentle intake of coffee and coffee related accessories.

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#637791 | Sat - Nov 28 2009 - 15:00:35
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gz
 
#637851 | Sat - Nov 28 2009 - 23:44:25
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entry 2 -

a brief struggle
immediate disappointment before even looking at the product
corn
3 wipes (1 wet)

this poop was discouraged by liquor and popeyes chicken

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#637852 | Sat - Nov 28 2009 - 23:45:26
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corn
 
#637969 | Sun - Nov 29 2009 - 20:14:59
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like 8 wipes

This post has been edited by blackjack21 on Sun - Nov 29 2009 - 20:16:29
 
#637970 | Sun - Nov 29 2009 - 20:16:37
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Sun - Nov 29 2009 - 20:14:59)
[img]http://s212.photobucket.com/albums/cc62/StinkfistH/?action=view&current=IMG00160.jpg[/img]

like 8 wipes


not even a user img
 
#638002 | Sun - Nov 29 2009 - 23:24:16
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Quote (randomtask @ Sun - Nov 29 2009 - 20:16:37)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Sun - Nov 29 2009 - 20:14:59)
[img]http://s212.photobucket.com/albums/cc62/StinkfistH/?action=view&current=IMG00160.jpg[/img]

like 8 wipes


not even a user img


yeah copied the wrong photobucket link, go fuck yourself
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