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Went To My First Strip Club Yesterday, Dressed in a suit
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#643015 | Fri - Dec 11 2009 - 13:16:30
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don't remember most of it

my head is fucking killing me

i remember titties, i like titties.
 
#643016 | Fri - Dec 11 2009 - 13:16:56
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first
 
#643017 | Fri - Dec 11 2009 - 13:17:36
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Quote (seth @ Fri - Dec 11 2009 - 13:16:30)


i remember titties, i like titties.


 
#643019 | Fri - Dec 11 2009 - 13:20:39
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Quote (seth @ Fri - Dec 11 2009 - 14:16:30)
Dressed in a suit


good man
 
#643021 | Fri - Dec 11 2009 - 13:23:41
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Quote (hedonism @ Fri - Dec 11 2009 - 11:20:39)
Quote (seth @ Fri - Dec 11 2009 - 14:16:30)
Dressed in a suit


good man


 
#643027 | Fri - Dec 11 2009 - 13:26:31
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i would go too, but there is no decent strip bar anywhere close here :(
nearest one in copenhagen :o and i've heard good words about hamburg
 
#643043 | Fri - Dec 11 2009 - 14:08:33
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Quote (seth @ Fri - Dec 11 2009 - 13:16:30)
don't remember most of it

my head is fucking killing me

i remember titties, i like titties.


gz on breaking your frist tity joint seal
 
#643054 | Fri - Dec 11 2009 - 14:40:21
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pics ?
 
#643071 | Fri - Dec 11 2009 - 15:14:23
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Quote (___ @ Fri - Dec 11 2009 - 14:40:21)
pics ?


None.

It was a pretty seedy strip club.

It was called the Novelty lounge, and that's exactly what it was, a fucking novelty.
 
#643082 | Fri - Dec 11 2009 - 15:56:06
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you mean like you buy a stripper a drink for $20 and get a blowjob ?
 
#643086 | Fri - Dec 11 2009 - 15:59:48
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Quote (___ @ Fri - Dec 11 2009 - 15:56:06)
you mean like you buy a stripper a drink for $2 and get a blowjob ?


Yes.

 
#643090 | Fri - Dec 11 2009 - 16:01:47
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Quote (smoked @ Fri - Dec 11 2009 - 13:17:36)
Quote (seth @ Fri - Dec 11 2009 - 13:16:30)


i remember titties, i like titties.


 
#643101 | Fri - Dec 11 2009 - 16:10:22
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Quote (seth @ Fri - Dec 11 2009 - 15:59:48)
Quote (___ @ Fri - Dec 11 2009 - 15:56:06)
you mean like you buy a stripper a drink for $2 and get a blowjob ?


Yes.


hahahaha, nice
 
#643102 | Fri - Dec 11 2009 - 16:19:14
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seedy strip club tip #1

take roll of quarters
ask "dancer" if she wants to work for a $10 tip
stack quarters on table
tell her to pick said stack up without her hands
fun times will ensue
 
#643103 | Fri - Dec 11 2009 - 16:21:31
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in after tim
 
#643106 | Fri - Dec 11 2009 - 16:24:24
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Quote (Zodijackyl @ Fri - Dec 11 2009 - 17:21:31)
in while tim


 
#643128 | Fri - Dec 11 2009 - 16:56:45
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a true whore would use her whore mouth
 
#643129 | Fri - Dec 11 2009 - 17:00:08
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Quote (BBQ @ Fri - Dec 11 2009 - 15:56:45)
a true whore would use her whore mouth


 
#643131 | Fri - Dec 11 2009 - 18:02:35
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Quote (Sgull @ Fri - Dec 11 2009 - 17:00:08)
Quote (BBQ @ Fri - Dec 11 2009 - 15:56:45)
a true whore would use her whore mouth


lol'd

kinda like the MIKES HARD.
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