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The 2010 Anticlimax Challenge
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#649675 | Thu - Dec 31 2009 - 19:48:51
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As per the annual tradition, the Anticlimax Challenge has returned!

New Year has always been the perfect clean slate. It's a fresh start on a year where you are actually going to quit smoking, stop fruitlessly spending your free time, get that high school body back, and accomplish all of those other goals you have set for yourself, but put on the back burner because of life circumstances.

I have many goals for 2009 2010, so do you, so super good luck!

January 1, 2009 2010 will start another large portion of my useless life where I will not be taking Master Splinter out of his dungeon. There will be no petting of the staff starting tomorrow!

Who else is up for the Anticlimax Challenge?
 
#649676 | Thu - Dec 31 2009 - 19:49:18
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poop here if/when you have FAP'd to show that you have no self control and are an stupid failure at self control.
 
#649682 | Thu - Dec 31 2009 - 20:21:58
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i'm going to loose 40lb
 
#649688 | Thu - Dec 31 2009 - 20:24:59
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IM DOWN YO
 
#649691 | Thu - Dec 31 2009 - 20:25:59
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ok its a biggest looser challenge
 
#649704 | Thu - Dec 31 2009 - 20:43:58
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ive considered long and hard, and i still find absolutely no reason to force yourself to not masturbate

maybe if you practice trantra or something
 
#649710 | Thu - Dec 31 2009 - 21:20:54
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In it to not skin it
 
#649712 | Thu - Dec 31 2009 - 21:42:22
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I am happy to say I won't be winning this tournament.
 
#649713 | Thu - Dec 31 2009 - 21:43:02
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Quote (MalcolmSex @ Thu - Dec 31 2009 - 21:20:54)
In it to not skin it


Good, black on black crime will be reduced. Always a +.
 
#649755 | Fri - Jan 1 2010 - 02:36:14
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I'll join on record, but probably not in spirit.
 
#649760 | Fri - Jan 1 2010 - 03:07:54
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technically i lost about 2hrs 49 minutes into the new year

but ill consider it started when i go to bed

so gogogogo
 
#649767 | Fri - Jan 1 2010 - 03:48:07
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Just spanked it.

gl you fucking pansies.
 
#649824 | Fri - Jan 1 2010 - 15:12:04
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as long as sex does not count, i'm in
 
#649838 | Fri - Jan 1 2010 - 17:15:34
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Quote (Vogan @ Fri - Jan 1 2010 - 15:12:04)
as long as sex does not count, i'm in


long as its not with yourself, i suppose

I'm going to do all those things i said I'd do last year


which was nothing. so i win.
 
#649839 | Fri - Jan 1 2010 - 17:21:03
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Quote (Vogan @ Fri - Jan 1 2010 - 15:12:04)
as long as sex does not count, i'm in


Sex does not count.
 
#649846 | Fri - Jan 1 2010 - 17:48:43
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announcing myself as disqualified
 
#649861 | Fri - Jan 1 2010 - 19:29:23
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Quote (blind_chief @ Fri - Jan 1 2010 - 23:48:43)
announcing myself as disqualified


so soon? :euh:
 
#649863 | Fri - Jan 1 2010 - 19:32:07
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Quote (blind_chief @ Fri - Jan 1 2010 - 23:48:43)
announcing myself as disqualified


so soon? :euh:


He's a RuneScape faggot now.
 
#649864 | Fri - Jan 1 2010 - 19:39:02
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i couldnt see a valid reason to try :donno:
 
#649924 | Fri - Jan 1 2010 - 20:20:22
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Quote (blind_chief @ Fri - Jan 1 2010 - 19:39:02)
i couldnt see a valid reason to try :donno:


I'm 100% with this guy. Fuck all you pussy scumbag fucks who think holding out is indeed a good thing.
 
#649944 | Fri - Jan 1 2010 - 20:21:58
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Quote (sir_lance_bb @ Fri - Jan 1 2010 - 17:20:22)
Quote (blind_chief @ Fri - Jan 1 2010 - 19:39:02)
i couldnt see a valid reason to try :donno:


I'm 100% with this guy. Fuck all you pussy scumbag fucks who think holding out is indeed a good thing.


2010 and still trying too hard awsm
 
#649952 | Fri - Jan 1 2010 - 20:24:26
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Quote (lobb @ Fri - Jan 1 2010 - 20:21:58)
Quote (sir_lance_bb @ Fri - Jan 1 2010 - 17:20:22)
Quote (blind_chief @ Fri - Jan 1 2010 - 19:39:02)
i couldnt see a valid reason to try :donno:


I'm 100% with this guy. Fuck all you pussy scumbag fucks who think holding out is indeed a good thing.


2010 and still trying too hard awsm


absolutely right brah
 
#650078 | Fri - Jan 1 2010 - 22:03:35
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Quote (sir_lance_bb @ Thu - Dec 31 2009 - 21:43:02)
Quote (MalcolmSex @ Thu - Dec 31 2009 - 21:20:54)
In it to not skin it


Good, black on black crime will be reduced. Always a +.


Don't know you like that so lay off the black jokes, I barely accept from any guild members and I refuse to accept it from someone whom I've just realized existed a week ago.
 
#650079 | Fri - Jan 1 2010 - 22:06:18
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ouch
 
#650080 | Fri - Jan 1 2010 - 22:06:34
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oh snap
 
#650081 | Fri - Jan 1 2010 - 22:07:26
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dang!!!
 
#650082 | Fri - Jan 1 2010 - 22:07:53
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Quote (MalcolmSex @ Fri - Jan 1 2010 - 22:03:35)
Quote (sir_lance_bb @ Thu - Dec 31 2009 - 21:43:02)
Quote (MalcolmSex @ Thu - Dec 31 2009 - 21:20:54)
In it to not skin it


Good, black on black crime will be reduced. Always a +.


Don't know you like that so lay off the black jokes, I barely accept from any guild members and I refuse to accept it from someone whom I've just realized existed a week ago.


A MIKE'S HARD HAS JUST CRIT YOU FOR OVER NINE THOUSAND
 
#650083 | Fri - Jan 1 2010 - 22:08:00
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oh sheeeetttttt
 
#650084 | Fri - Jan 1 2010 - 22:08:01
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RAPED
 
#650085 | Fri - Jan 1 2010 - 22:08:08
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Quote (MalcolmSex @ Fri - Jan 1 2010 - 22:03:35)
Quote (sir_lance_bb @ Thu - Dec 31 2009 - 21:43:02)
Quote (MalcolmSex @ Thu - Dec 31 2009 - 21:20:54)
In it to not skin it


Good, black on black crime will be reduced. Always a +.


Don't know you like that so lay off the black jokes, I barely accept from any guild members and I refuse to accept it from someone whom I've just realized existed a week ago.


Sorry brah, if it makes you feel any better, I am just a deaf loser from the internet.
 
#650094 | Fri - Jan 1 2010 - 22:13:40
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Quote (MoS. @ Fri - Jan 1 2010 - 22:07:53)
Quote (MalcolmSex @ Fri - Jan 1 2010 - 22:03:35)
Quote (sir_lance_bb @ Thu - Dec 31 2009 - 21:43:02)
Quote (MalcolmSex @ Thu - Dec 31 2009 - 21:20:54)
In it to not skin it


Good, black on black crime will be reduced. Always a +.


Don't know you like that so lay off the black jokes, I barely accept from any guild members and I refuse to accept it from someone whom I've just realized existed a week ago.


A MIKE'S HARD HAS JUST CRIT YOU FOR OVER NINE THOUSAND


i fuckin lol'd irl
 
#650099 | Fri - Jan 1 2010 - 22:13:59
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Quote (sir_lance_bb @ Fri - Jan 1 2010 - 22:08:08)
Quote (MalcolmSex @ Fri - Jan 1 2010 - 22:03:35)
Quote (sir_lance_bb @ Thu - Dec 31 2009 - 21:43:02)
Quote (MalcolmSex @ Thu - Dec 31 2009 - 21:20:54)
In it to not skin it


Good, black on black crime will be reduced. Always a +.


Don't know you like that so lay off the black jokes, I barely accept from any guild members and I refuse to accept it from someone whom I've just realized existed a week ago.


Sorry brah, if it makes you feel any better, I am just a deaf loser from the internet.


Well played.

Looks like an acceptable apology, do you accept Malcolmcakes?
 
#650133 | Fri - Jan 1 2010 - 23:00:42
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I once said that black people enjoy hot sauce and was called a racist.
 
#650136 | Fri - Jan 1 2010 - 23:09:32
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Donno

don't think I can enter this
 
#650137 | Fri - Jan 1 2010 - 23:13:11
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Quote (starlite @ Fri - Jan 1 2010 - 23:09:32)
Donno

don't think I can enter this


are you willing to let Nick be better than you at something?
 
#650139 | Fri - Jan 1 2010 - 23:20:37
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I am the best at this game.

Until proven otherwise.

Currently armed with alcohol, smokes, marijuana. Good luck fuckers, I can remain comatose and not remember my cock now.
 
#650148 | Sat - Jan 2 2010 - 00:13:53
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Quote (MoS. @ Sat - Jan 2 2010 - 00:20:37)
I am the best at this game.

Until proven otherwise.

Currently armed with alcohol, smokes, marijuana.  Good luck fuckers, I can remain comatose and not remember my cock now.


wow, that's surprising (no sarcasm, lol)
 
#650149 | Sat - Jan 2 2010 - 00:29:00
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Quote (starlite @ Sat - Jan 2 2010 - 00:13:53)
Quote (MoS. @ Sat - Jan 2 2010 - 00:20:37)
I am the best at this game.

Until proven otherwise.

Currently armed with alcohol, smokes, marijuana.  Good luck fuckers, I can remain comatose and not remember my cock now.


wow, that's surprising (no sarcasm, lol)


What is surprising?
 
#650157 | Sat - Jan 2 2010 - 01:11:02
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had sex tonight, going strong
 
#650162 | Sat - Jan 2 2010 - 02:01:04
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Quote (hedonism @ Sat - Jan 2 2010 - 01:11:02)
had sex tonight, going strong


gZ
 
#650166 | Sat - Jan 2 2010 - 02:16:45
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Quote (MoS. @ Sat - Jan 2 2010 - 02:01:04)
Quote (hedonism @ Sat - Jan 2 2010 - 01:11:02)
had sex tonight, going strong


gZ


 
#650189 | Sat - Jan 2 2010 - 04:26:41
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I was beating off as the ball dropped

I stopped before I came, though
 
#650190 | Sat - Jan 2 2010 - 04:30:21
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Quote (StQ @ Sat - Jan 2 2010 - 04:26:41)
I was beating off as the ball dropped

I stopped before I came, though


http://forums.desolatecarnage.net/?showtopic=29927&f=10
 
#650191 | Sat - Jan 2 2010 - 04:31:31
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Quote (randomtask @ Sat - Jan 2 2010 - 04:30:21)
Quote (StQ @ Sat - Jan 2 2010 - 04:26:41)
I was beating off as the ball dropped

I stopped before I came, though


http://forums.desolatecarnage.net/?showtopic=29927&f=10


I said I didn't come, faggot
 
#650227 | Sat - Jan 2 2010 - 13:49:23
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gonna lose either today or tomorrow, I can feel it.
 
#650278 | Sat - Jan 2 2010 - 16:04:02
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lost the game yesterday, not that i was participating in this
 
#650279 | Sat - Jan 2 2010 - 16:09:10
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Already lost. I've also come to learn that if you don't masturbate for an extended period of time and you don't have any sexual contact in order to relieve your uh, gingerbread icing, then you'll start fucking up psychologically ( I started having some really weird ass sex dreams that I won't go into detail about ).
 
#650281 | Sat - Jan 2 2010 - 16:12:45
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still in this even though i never declared my participation
 
#650282 | Sat - Jan 2 2010 - 16:14:20
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Quote (MoS. @ Sat - Jan 2 2010 - 00:29:00)
Quote (starlite @ Sat - Jan 2 2010 - 00:13:53)
Quote (MoS. @ Sat - Jan 2 2010 - 00:20:37)
I am the best at this game.

Until proven otherwise.

Currently armed with alcohol, smokes, marijuana.  Good luck fuckers, I can remain comatose and not remember my cock now.


wow, that's surprising (no sarcasm, lol)


What is surprising?


The fact that you get that high/drunk that you jerk off and paste your own eyelids close yet dont remember that you already lost this contest but still believe you are in this for the win
 
#650283 | Sat - Jan 2 2010 - 16:14:41
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Quote (seth @ Sat - Jan 2 2010 - 23:09:10)
Already lost. I've also come to learn that if you don't masturbate for an extended period of time and you don't have any sexual contact in order to relieve your uh, gingerbread icing, then you'll start fucking up psychologically ( I started having some really weird ass sex dreams that I won't go into detail about ).


did the dreams have something to do with that man in your sig
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