Alright so in the beginning god like created the heavens and the earth. Now the earth was totally formless and like empty, so darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the like the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.

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And get this, God was all like, “Let there be light,” and there WAS light. God immediately saw that the light was good, so he separated the light from the darkness. God like called the light “day,” and the darkness he totally called “night.”

And then there was evening, and before ya know it there was morning—the first day.