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Gentile Scott What In The Fuck
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#796358 | Tue - May 24 2011 - 06:31:56
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in reference to this
http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=55065430&f=115&o=50

If she's down for pound, bring that bitch around.
Nigga...
 
#796359 | Tue - May 24 2011 - 06:32:25
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I am ashamed in you
 
#796360 | Tue - May 24 2011 - 06:32:56
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I mean really?
 
#796361 | Tue - May 24 2011 - 06:33:29
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#796365 | Tue - May 24 2011 - 06:56:10
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Links to jsp, how did I know it was either you or Seth pooping this.

You should be ashamed of yourself

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#796379 | Tue - May 24 2011 - 08:47:52
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brb logging in just to read this
 
#796380 | Tue - May 24 2011 - 09:02:44
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hedonism in that toilet

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#796382 | Tue - May 24 2011 - 09:03:27
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didn't read anything pooped in that toilet
 
#796383 | Tue - May 24 2011 - 09:05:53
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shes indian
 
#796384 | Tue - May 24 2011 - 09:06:03
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itt once again hedonism vs the world
 
#796385 | Tue - May 24 2011 - 09:06:13
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Quote (Vogan @ Tue - May 24 2011 - 09:03:27)
didn't read anything pooped in that toilet


d2jsp is what gives this site purpose

embrace it
 
#796386 | Tue - May 24 2011 - 09:11:27
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Quote (hippie @ Tue - May 24 2011 - 16:06:13)
Quote (Vogan @ Tue - May 24 2011 - 09:03:27)
didn't read anything pooped in that toilet


d2jsp is what gives this site purpose

embrace it


i have nothing against reading some good content on d2jsp, but i'm afraid that this particular toilet does clearly fit in this category
 
#796388 | Tue - May 24 2011 - 09:12:16
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Quote (hedonism @ Tue - May 24 2011 - 09:06:03)
Again, I'm clearly sure why people are jumping from a single date to being involved in a sexual relationship, but I have no intentions of "screwing" this girl tonight, simply cooking dinner together.


Quote (hedonism @ Tue - May 24 2011 - 02:06:54)
day off

- call capital one and ask them why they are billing me for last month even though i have confirmation of my bill payment
- try to take 18 year old waitress at my restaurant out on a date, probably cook shrimp scampi for her then try to fuck her

never banged an indian girl before, should be interesting


i don't expect this from such an upstanding member
 
#796389 | Tue - May 24 2011 - 09:19:08
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"ALL I GOTTA SAY IS THAT THE WIFE WANTS TO GET IT ON OH WELLS TIME TO BUST OUT THE CRIBS AND DIAPERS HEY HEY GET FKED GUESS I GOT A FEW MORE ON THE WAY"

-wise words from a better man than myself
 
#796390 | Tue - May 24 2011 - 09:19:40
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hippie you should have called out my hypocrisy to really stir the pot would have been hilarious
 
#796391 | Tue - May 24 2011 - 09:24:44
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donor forum

more like loner forum
 
#796392 | Tue - May 24 2011 - 09:27:28
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Quote (nerobellum @ Tue - May 24 2011 - 10:24:44)
donor forum

more like loner forum


more like boner forum, because all dinner dates lead to intense sex and awkward situations afterwards
 
#796393 | Tue - May 24 2011 - 09:41:05
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Quote (Vogan @ Tue - May 24 2011 - 09:11:27)
Quote (hippie @ Tue - May 24 2011 - 16:06:13)
Quote (Vogan @ Tue - May 24 2011 - 09:03:27)
didn't read anything pooped in that toilet


d2jsp is what gives this site purpose

embrace it


i have nothing against reading some good content on d2jsp, but i'm afraid that this particular toilet does clearly fit in this category


good content

like revealing pictures that lonely girls in general chat poop?

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i know you have a thing for that unicorn girl

Quote (hedonism @ Tue - May 24 2011 - 09:19:40)
hippie you should have called out my hypocrisy to really stir the pot would have been hilarious



d2jsp doesn't deserve having me fuck with them, i just lurk
 
#796395 | Tue - May 24 2011 - 10:12:22
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NICE TATS
 
#796404 | Tue - May 24 2011 - 10:36:51
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Where's Nick's Love Line when you need it?
 
#796405 | Tue - May 24 2011 - 10:37:26
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is it even worth pooping a serious response?
 
#796406 | Tue - May 24 2011 - 10:37:55
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Quote (Zodijackyl @ Tue - May 24 2011 - 10:37:26)
is it even worth pooping a serious response?


its probably too late, but if Scott reads it then that would be more people than the average serious response.
 
#796407 | Tue - May 24 2011 - 10:41:27
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oh god steve clearly this again
 
#796408 | Tue - May 24 2011 - 10:48:22
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Serious response:

You are trying to talk yourself out of it because you are a bit nervous about it. Even though she is 18, she is likely right before the social milestone of finishing high school, which acts more as a milestone of age and maturity than the actual date when you turn 18 is. Once you turn 21, the last youthful "coming of age" milestone, you feel the distance from the last one, because in three years you have gone to college, grown up, gotten a job, and there is almost a complete disconnect in your mind from the mental and social state of being 18. There is a large perceived disconnection of mindset, and any sort of uncertainty is going to return to the uncertainty here, rather than the much larger common ground of every day life. Regardless of the differences, both of you want to achieve satisfaction, which certainly comes in the form of fucking each other.

Since you both work in food service, you should consider some ideas that are clearly going out for lunch/dinner/food/drinks, because those will be a distraction from each other as that is your daily grind.
 
#796409 | Tue - May 24 2011 - 10:48:49
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Quote (hedonism @ Tue - May 24 2011 - 10:41:27)
oh god steve clearly this again


none of my coworkers want to fuck me so i just talk to myself on the internet
 
#796410 | Tue - May 24 2011 - 10:49:30
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Quote (Zodijackyl @ Tue - May 24 2011 - 10:48:49)
Quote (hedonism @ Tue - May 24 2011 - 10:41:27)
oh god steve clearly this again


none of my coworkers want to fuck me so i just talk to myself on the internet


about other people fucking their coworkers
 
#796427 | Tue - May 24 2011 - 12:06:33
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Quote (Zodijackyl @ Tue - May 24 2011 - 10:48:22)
Serious response:

Once you turn 21, the last youthful "coming of age" milestone, you feel the distance from the last one, because in three years you have gone to college, grown up, gotten a job, and there is almost a complete disconnect in your mind from the mental and social state of being 18.


STOPPED READING THERE

>TROLL/10
 
#796428 | Tue - May 24 2011 - 12:07:02
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Quote (Zodijackyl @ Tue - May 24 2011 - 10:49:30)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Tue - May 24 2011 - 10:48:49)
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oh god steve clearly this again


none of my coworkers want to fuck me so i just talk to myself on the internet


about other people fucking their coworkers


i really hope i can get the balls to ask out this 20 year old when she comes back from her summer internship

:(
 
#796429 | Tue - May 24 2011 - 12:08:46
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playing first time vayne in a ranked match
 
#796430 | Tue - May 24 2011 - 12:09:05
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Quote (MoS. @ Tue - May 24 2011 - 12:08:46)
playing first time vayne in a ranked match


wish i had my corki rune setup for this

wish i had 10 pages of rune setups isntead of useless fucking summoner pages
 
#796433 | Tue - May 24 2011 - 13:09:11
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Quote (MoS. @ Tue - May 24 2011 - 12:09:05)
Quote (MoS. @ Tue - May 24 2011 - 12:08:46)
playing first time vayne in a ranked match


wish i had my corki rune setup for this

wish i had 10 pages of rune setups isntead of useless fucking summoner pages


first game, 5/7/18, won

worst game of life, 100% zero team fights in 65 minutes
 
#796439 | Tue - May 24 2011 - 14:32:20
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Quote (MoS. @ Tue - May 24 2011 - 12:07:02)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Tue - May 24 2011 - 10:49:30)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Tue - May 24 2011 - 10:48:49)
Quote (hedonism @ Tue - May 24 2011 - 10:41:27)
oh god steve clearly this again


none of my coworkers want to fuck me so i just talk to myself on the internet


about other people fucking their coworkers


i really hope i can get the balls to ask out this 20 year old when she comes back from her summer internship

:(


If you don't do it, the internet will make fun of you. Sorry that's all I've got.
 
#796440 | Tue - May 24 2011 - 14:34:29
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I only have one single female coworker between 18 and 30 and I have fucked her so I guess I'm doing ok.
 
#796449 | Tue - May 24 2011 - 15:48:18
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fucked a few waitresses at the restaurant i used to work at
gets kind of a annoying, they started expecting things at work (which i was doing the same job they were, clearly being a chef, so the expectations may be waaaaayyyyyyyyy worse for you) plus shes 18, so im sure the maturity to clearly do that isnt there

but i mean if you can put it out there that you just want to fuck and nothing else, cant be a bad thing
 
#796475 | Tue - May 24 2011 - 20:08:00
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my point was it shouldnt have been a question
do it
 
#796476 | Tue - May 24 2011 - 20:08:45
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fucking coworkers is a lesson only learned in the first-person
 
#796491 | Tue - May 24 2011 - 21:12:08
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underprivledged and overpaid donor forum i suppose?

You do clearly have permission to view this topic
 
#796503 | Tue - May 24 2011 - 21:54:34
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Quote (blind_chief @ Tue - May 24 2011 - 20:08:45)
fucking coworkers is a lesson only learned in the first-person


truth
 
#796515 | Tue - May 24 2011 - 22:13:58
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Quote (Sgull @ Tue - May 24 2011 - 21:54:34)
Quote (blind_chief @ Tue - May 24 2011 - 20:08:45)
fucking coworkers is a lesson only learned in the first-person


truth


This post has been edited by MoS. on Tue - May 24 2011 - 22:14:09
 
#796516 | Tue - May 24 2011 - 22:14:23
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Quote (Zodijackyl @ Tue - May 24 2011 - 14:32:20)
Quote (MoS. @ Tue - May 24 2011 - 12:07:02)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Tue - May 24 2011 - 10:49:30)
Quote (Zodijackyl @ Tue - May 24 2011 - 10:48:49)
Quote (hedonism @ Tue - May 24 2011 - 10:41:27)
oh god steve clearly this again


none of my coworkers want to fuck me so i just talk to myself on the internet


about other people fucking their coworkers


i really hope i can get the balls to ask out this 20 year old when she comes back from her summer internship

:(


If you don't do it, the internet will make fun of you. Sorry that's all I've got.


TRUTH
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