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#806413 | Wed - Aug 31 2011 - 01:36:44
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im at rehearsal for jazz octet
girls arrive while i'm departed
i arrive and we chill with said ladies
we go into our hot tub out in the back of our house
proceed to warm up
everyones making out at this point
we all stop makin out with our girls and decide to exit hot tub
we all retire to our rooms with respective girlies
girlie with me is drunk as shit and keeps wanting to go home
(maybe me gross?)
remember that we've been making out all night, resume so.
girl leaves 10 minutes later after continuous bullshitery.
i listen to gas drawls by mf doom

NICK, HELP!

*P.S. just spilled mah beer,
 
#806414 | Wed - Aug 31 2011 - 01:38:04
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P.P.S.

Balls = blue
 
#806417 | Wed - Aug 31 2011 - 06:15:47
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Bad kid
 
#806418 | Wed - Aug 31 2011 - 06:35:39
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#806421 | Wed - Aug 31 2011 - 08:57:53
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#806426 | Wed - Aug 31 2011 - 10:29:44
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#806428 | Wed - Aug 31 2011 - 10:41:20
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#806431 | Wed - Aug 31 2011 - 11:04:05
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#806435 | Wed - Aug 31 2011 - 11:07:43
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nappy weave hoes are nn
 
#806476 | Wed - Aug 31 2011 - 20:48:10
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Aug 31 2011 - 11:07:43)
nappy weave hoes are nn


no weaves here evan. just the grace that i've decided to continue being a man rather than tie my dick to the same treestump for, however long you have i suppose.
 
#806523 | Wed - Aug 31 2011 - 23:57:46
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except you didn't do anything with your dick except fuck a hot tub jet stream


which, in retrospect, isn't so bad.
 
#806529 | Thu - Sep 1 2011 - 05:36:19
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should have used more tequila = score

 
#806532 | Thu - Sep 1 2011 - 07:38:36
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Quote (seth @ Wed - Aug 31 2011 - 20:48:10)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Aug 31 2011 - 11:07:43)
nappy weave hoes are nn


no weaves here evan. just the grace that i've decided to continue being a man rather than tie my dick to the same treestump for, however long you have i suppose.


thursday? went to milwaukee for weekend at separate rooms in parents house then period this week.
 
#806535 | Thu - Sep 1 2011 - 10:02:44
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bringing back the :k: parade

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#806546 | Thu - Sep 1 2011 - 12:54:36
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Aug 31 2011 - 11:07:43)
nappy weave hoes are nn


no weaves here evan. just the grace that i've decided to continue being a man rather than tie my dick to the same treestump for, however long you have i suppose.


thursday? went to milwaukee for weekend at separate rooms in parents house then period this week.


separate rooms? you're that old?
 
#806551 | Thu - Sep 1 2011 - 13:21:44
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Quote (cardoors32 @ Thu - Sep 1 2011 - 11:02:44)
bringing back the :k: parade

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#806558 | Thu - Sep 1 2011 - 15:30:52
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Quote (seth @ Thu - Sep 1 2011 - 12:54:36)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Thu - Sep 1 2011 - 07:38:36)
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Aug 31 2011 - 11:07:43)
nappy weave hoes are nn


no weaves here evan. just the grace that i've decided to continue being a man rather than tie my dick to the same treestump for, however long you have i suppose.


thursday? went to milwaukee for weekend at separate rooms in parents house then period this week.


separate rooms? you're that old?


i came from a family with moral values, sorry, i didnt think id have to specify
 
#806561 | Thu - Sep 1 2011 - 16:28:08
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Thu - Sep 1 2011 - 15:30:52)
Quote (seth @ Thu - Sep 1 2011 - 12:54:36)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Thu - Sep 1 2011 - 07:38:36)
Quote (seth @ Wed - Aug 31 2011 - 20:48:10)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Aug 31 2011 - 11:07:43)
nappy weave hoes are nn


no weaves here evan. just the grace that i've decided to continue being a man rather than tie my dick to the same treestump for, however long you have i suppose.


thursday? went to milwaukee for weekend at separate rooms in parents house then period this week.


separate rooms? you're that old?


i came from a family with moral values, sorry, i didnt think id have to specify


you came from a family of dicks. so you have to have sex outside, eh?

All jokes aside though, gz on everything.

This post has been edited by seth on Thu - Sep 1 2011 - 16:29:41
 
#806562 | Thu - Sep 1 2011 - 16:32:41
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Quote (seth @ Thu - Sep 1 2011 - 16:28:08)
so you have to have sex outside, eh?


You should try it some time, it's fun and exciting.
 
#806563 | Thu - Sep 1 2011 - 20:02:47
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Thu - Sep 1 2011 - 13:30:52)
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Aug 31 2011 - 11:07:43)
nappy weave hoes are nn


no weaves here evan. just the grace that i've decided to continue being a man rather than tie my dick to the same treestump for, however long you have i suppose.


thursday? went to milwaukee for weekend at separate rooms in parents house then period this week.


separate rooms? you're that old?


i came from a family with moral values, sorry, i didnt think id have to specify


right, values
ok
 
#806564 | Thu - Sep 1 2011 - 20:33:17
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i hope all your children are prematurely used for stem cell research
 
#806569 | Thu - Sep 1 2011 - 21:11:58
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Thu - Sep 1 2011 - 15:30:52)
Quote (seth @ Thu - Sep 1 2011 - 12:54:36)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Thu - Sep 1 2011 - 07:38:36)
Quote (seth @ Wed - Aug 31 2011 - 20:48:10)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Aug 31 2011 - 11:07:43)
nappy weave hoes are nn


no weaves here evan. just the grace that i've decided to continue being a man rather than tie my dick to the same treestump for, however long you have i suppose.


thursday? went to milwaukee for weekend at separate rooms in parents house then period this week.


separate rooms? you're that old?


i came from a family with moral values, sorry, i didnt think id have to specify


laff
 
#806571 | Thu - Sep 1 2011 - 21:26:16
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didnt read anything in this toilet
 
#806573 | Thu - Sep 1 2011 - 21:42:47
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Quote (seth @ Thu - Sep 1 2011 - 16:28:08)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Thu - Sep 1 2011 - 15:30:52)
Quote (seth @ Thu - Sep 1 2011 - 12:54:36)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Thu - Sep 1 2011 - 07:38:36)
Quote (seth @ Wed - Aug 31 2011 - 20:48:10)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Aug 31 2011 - 11:07:43)
nappy weave hoes are nn


no weaves here evan. just the grace that i've decided to continue being a man rather than tie my dick to the same treestump for, however long you have i suppose.


thursday? went to milwaukee for weekend at separate rooms in parents house then period this week.


separate rooms? you're that old?


i came from a family with moral values, sorry, i didnt think id have to specify


you came from a family of dicks. so you have to have sex outside, eh?

All jokes aside though, gz on everything.


ha, thanks. i dont take it personally, if i did id cry every time joe pooped. sorry if im a douche on these forums btw
 
#806579 | Thu - Sep 1 2011 - 21:55:46
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Thu - Sep 1 2011 - 21:42:47)
Quote (seth @ Thu - Sep 1 2011 - 16:28:08)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Thu - Sep 1 2011 - 15:30:52)
Quote (seth @ Thu - Sep 1 2011 - 12:54:36)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Thu - Sep 1 2011 - 07:38:36)
Quote (seth @ Wed - Aug 31 2011 - 20:48:10)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Aug 31 2011 - 11:07:43)
nappy weave hoes are nn


no weaves here evan. just the grace that i've decided to continue being a man rather than tie my dick to the same treestump for, however long you have i suppose.


thursday? went to milwaukee for weekend at separate rooms in parents house then period this week.


separate rooms? you're that old?


i came from a family with moral values, sorry, i didnt think id have to specify


you came from a family of dicks. so you have to have sex outside, eh?

All jokes aside though, gz on everything.


ha, thanks. i dont take it personally, if i did id cry every time joe pooped. sorry if im a douche on these forums btw


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#806593 | Fri - Sep 2 2011 - 08:27:37
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Quote (blind_chief @ Thu - Sep 1 2011 - 20:33:17)
i hope all your children are prematurely used for stem cell research


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