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Just Took The Largest Dump Of My Life
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#807263 | Sat - Sep 10 2011 - 00:38:21
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first of all, i fucking screamed at the top of my lungs when i couldn't take a picture. i laid down toilet paper on the seat to sit on and when i stood up to take a picture it fell in covering the turd, and i wasn't about to pick it out for a picture.

but the turd was the width of the hole in the drain, and about 9" long. the pain was unlike anything i've ever experienced, i cried a bit and after it was over i sat there sweating, breathing heavy, and thanking jesus, all before wiping the blood out of my assjp;e

thanks for reading
 
#807264 | Sat - Sep 10 2011 - 00:52:39
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well described actually
I feel ya man haha
 
#807269 | Sat - Sep 10 2011 - 01:05:08
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no commitment to pics
 
#807270 | Sat - Sep 10 2011 - 01:05:30
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gz on first sober shit in 6 years
 
#807277 | Sat - Sep 10 2011 - 08:34:42
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Quote (MoS. @ Sat - Sep 10 2011 - 01:05:30)
gz on first sober shit in 6 years


 
#807278 | Sat - Sep 10 2011 - 08:37:48
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when the poop felt like it had spikes, that was horrible
 
#807313 | Sat - Sep 10 2011 - 17:28:48
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Quote (hedonism @ Sat - Sep 10 2011 - 00:38:21)
and i wasn't about to pick it out for a picture.


THERE IN LIES THE PROBLEM
 
#807335 | Sat - Sep 10 2011 - 21:15:16
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Quote (shortstop @ Sat - Sep 10 2011 - 18:28:48)
Quote (hedonism @ Sat - Sep 10 2011 - 00:38:21)
and i wasn't about to pick it out for a picture.


THERE IN LIES THE PROBLEM


reverse plastic bag that shit
 
#807384 | Sun - Sep 11 2011 - 14:52:36
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Quote (___ @ Sat - Sep 10 2011 - 21:15:16)
Quote (shortstop @ Sat - Sep 10 2011 - 18:28:48)
Quote (hedonism @ Sat - Sep 10 2011 - 00:38:21)
and i wasn't about to pick it out for a picture.


THERE IN LIES THE PROBLEM


reverse plastic bag that shit


 
#807440 | Mon - Sep 12 2011 - 00:39:56
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Quote (StQ @ Sun - Sep 11 2011 - 14:52:36)
Quote (___ @ Sat - Sep 10 2011 - 21:15:16)
Quote (shortstop @ Sat - Sep 10 2011 - 18:28:48)
Quote (hedonism @ Sat - Sep 10 2011 - 00:38:21)
and i wasn't about to pick it out for a picture.


THERE IN LIES THE PROBLEM


reverse plastic bag that shit


or simply wash your hands afterward. don't be a pussy, you're in a bathroom.
 
#807813 | Wed - Sep 14 2011 - 11:20:31
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I think you're all forgetting that I'm clearly brucemackey.
 
#807816 | Wed - Sep 14 2011 - 11:31:09
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Quote (hedonism @ Wed - Sep 14 2011 - 11:20:31)
I think you're all forgetting that I'm clearly brucemackey.


so you're telling me you never eventually got your phone out of the toilet and just flushed it down with your shit?
 
#807817 | Wed - Sep 14 2011 - 11:31:39
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Quote (hippie @ Wed - Sep 14 2011 - 11:31:09)
Quote (hedonism @ Wed - Sep 14 2011 - 11:20:31)
I think you're all forgetting that I'm clearly brucemackey.


so you're telling me you never eventually got your phone out of the toilet and just flushed it down with your shit?


actually would be more proper there
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