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My Friday Is Better Than Yours
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#811673 | Fri - Oct 21 2011 - 07:17:09
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Wake up 5 am
Let dog out
Get shower
Go outside to get dog
We both get sprayed by a skunk
Wash dog
Wash dog again
Get shower again
Entire fucking house smells of skunk
Call off work with the most retarded excuse ever
Proceed to smell like skunk and figure out wtf to do now
 
#811674 | Fri - Oct 21 2011 - 07:31:22
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#811675 | Fri - Oct 21 2011 - 08:08:39
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take a bath in tomato juice/paste
 
#811676 | Fri - Oct 21 2011 - 08:09:48
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wake up late
work
???
 
#811677 | Fri - Oct 21 2011 - 08:11:17
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#811678 | Fri - Oct 21 2011 - 08:53:32
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fucking lol
 
#811679 | Fri - Oct 21 2011 - 08:55:04
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sorry, but there are multiple layers of lol here

adam making a daily
dog getting sprayed
adam getting sprayed
house getting fumed

high-5 for having friday off
 
#811680 | Fri - Oct 21 2011 - 08:56:26
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im just gonna keep pooping


came in late
going home early
delicious fresh apple pie
probably getting something at redbox
drinking
gambling
bed

This post has been edited by cardoors32 on Fri - Oct 21 2011 - 08:56:37
 
#811681 | Fri - Oct 21 2011 - 09:57:30
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Quote (cardoors32 @ Fri - Oct 21 2011 - 08:55:04)
sorry, but there are multiple layers of lol here

adam making a daily
dog getting sprayed
adam getting sprayed
house getting fumed

high-5 for having friday off


 
#811682 | Fri - Oct 21 2011 - 10:07:31
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Work is pretty cool so far.
 
#811683 | Fri - Oct 21 2011 - 10:25:02
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ate a chicken burrito while browsing

stomach is already saying NOPE
 
#811684 | Fri - Oct 21 2011 - 10:28:13
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my friday is waaaaay the fuck better
i started drinking early today
 
#811685 | Fri - Oct 21 2011 - 11:42:26
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Just found out that everything that I have been working on is unnecessary, we are getting a set of lesson plans, powerpoints, and tests are readily available so I don't need to do that. Rather than working at a rapid pace to produce content, now I get to skim a book.
 
#811687 | Fri - Oct 21 2011 - 11:45:31
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hydrogen peroxide - like 12oz or so in a big bucket
dish soap - lots of this fucking shit
warm water - the rest

my dog has been skunked over 10 times, i know the recipe very well.

that shit works and is cheap
 
#811689 | Fri - Oct 21 2011 - 12:07:41
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friday is my monday
you can all suck a fuck
 
#811690 | Fri - Oct 21 2011 - 12:28:00
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Quote (___ @ Fri - Oct 21 2011 - 12:07:41)
friday is my monday
you can all suck a fuck


Do you practice religion on Thursdays? Answering yes may get you on a terrorist watch list.
 
#811694 | Fri - Oct 21 2011 - 12:51:14
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dress up as a skunk
shart all over some douche and his dog
 
#811697 | Fri - Oct 21 2011 - 13:02:05
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at dc.net everyday is friday! so drink like it's friday, clearly monday friday, but friday friday
 
#811700 | Fri - Oct 21 2011 - 13:06:02
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fryeeedayy fryyeeeeday
 
#811701 | Fri - Oct 21 2011 - 13:06:29
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classes done
dick around and sleep soon
work overnight shift tonight
 
#811707 | Fri - Oct 21 2011 - 13:13:02
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Quote (randomtask @ Fri - Oct 21 2011 - 14:06:29)
classes done
dick around and sleep soon
work overnight shift tonight


(outdoors at 40 degrees inspecting shit, going to suck)
 
#811709 | Fri - Oct 21 2011 - 13:16:35
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im drinking a mojito out of a burger king cup at my desk right now
 
#811711 | Fri - Oct 21 2011 - 13:21:52
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Four large men are outside yelling at a police officer, who is replying over his car's loudspeaker. Quite disruptive if I might say so.
 
#811716 | Fri - Oct 21 2011 - 13:46:58
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More police sirens.

Fuck that last poop wasn't even half an hour ago? Takes forever to download the thing I need to continue doing work.
 
#811721 | Fri - Oct 21 2011 - 14:32:54
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apparently blizzcon is today too
 
#811723 | Fri - Oct 21 2011 - 14:50:20
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Other person came back to work and it has slowed to a crawl. 70 minutes left
 
#811724 | Fri - Oct 21 2011 - 15:22:35
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Quote (Zodijackyl @ Fri - Oct 21 2011 - 14:50:20)
Other person came back to work and it has slowed to a crawl. 70 minutes left


Speeding up again, time to blast some black metal in the great hall.
 
#811728 | Fri - Oct 21 2011 - 16:58:42
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wake at 6
work til 330
run
nap
liquor store
bowling
 
#811729 | Fri - Oct 21 2011 - 17:04:09
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school
shop
mice/mw2
buy something for the devils game
play mice/mw2 'till clock is two am
watch the said devils game
gn8
 
#811735 | Fri - Oct 21 2011 - 18:57:06
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stakem upd8?
 
#811737 | Fri - Oct 21 2011 - 19:41:15
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Fri - Oct 21 2011 - 18:57:06)
stakem upd8?


He is having a bonfire
 
#811744 | Fri - Oct 21 2011 - 20:11:09
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Quote (smoked @ Fri - Oct 21 2011 - 20:41:15)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Fri - Oct 21 2011 - 18:57:06)
stakem upd8?


He is having a bonfire


I now smell like smoked skunk piss.
Just finished tearing the pool deck down.
Drinking beers and burning the wood.

Return to bonfire take 2 tomorrow
 
#811746 | Fri - Oct 21 2011 - 20:13:06
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Quote (xstakemx @ Fri - Oct 21 2011 - 21:11:09)
Quote (smoked @ Fri - Oct 21 2011 - 20:41:15)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Fri - Oct 21 2011 - 18:57:06)
stakem upd8?


He is having a bonfire


I now smell like smoked skunk piss.
Just finished tearing the pool deck down.
Drinking beers and burning the wood.

Return to bonfire take 2 tomorrow


Corona would enhance the skunk piss imagery.
 
#811747 | Fri - Oct 21 2011 - 20:20:29
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Quote (xstakemx @ Fri - Oct 21 2011 - 20:11:09)
Quote (smoked @ Fri - Oct 21 2011 - 20:41:15)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Fri - Oct 21 2011 - 18:57:06)
stakem upd8?


He is having a bonfire


I now smell like smoked skunk piss.
Just finished tearing the pool deck down.
Drinking beers and burning the wood.

Return to bonfire take 2 tomorrow


Bryan's pick on facebook said with stakem, I almost commented along the lines of bringing your relationship public
 
#811751 | Fri - Oct 21 2011 - 23:41:44
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pooping in a friday toilet on saturday because :adam:
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