beer and microwave pizzas

woah
same here on papa johns

Worst fast food pizza

just realized now that i missed the ly in only

pizza hut and domino's are on the same playing field. when forced to pick one, this is the lesser of 3 evils imo

papa johns is slop, granted i have clearly had it since college
pizza hut is guaranteed multiple poops
dominos has improved
papa johns is still like 2 separate substances divided by a thin paste-like substance. none of which gives the impression that any were meant to be consumed together

yet another example of the west coast doing it completely wrong

track town pizza
is the pizza
for you and me

college
midwest
chicago
tower city

nope

i guess im missing the point
I read your poop and here is how I interpret it:

50 years ago
good beer area
better beer area
the homestead

1 of these lines is clearly like the other

tower city

out-dated
area
area
out-dated area!

do i need to be there to understand that papa johns IS fine cuisine?

lol go fuck yourself
papa johns is bottom of the barrel as-is pizza hut and dominos

its a convenience you are paying for clearly a 7 course beer and food pairing

chicken Cesare sub
salt and vinegar dirty brand chips
arnold palmer iced tea

all paid for by my girlfriend at the dining hall

papa johns is the bottom of the slop pizza shops
little ceasers $5 always ready to carry out is better

on second thought...
if you were here you might consider papa johns a fine cuisine compared to other local options

A.) Nino's pizzeria - cocaine is the means of payment and you get free weed as a topping instead of oregano
B.) Corner pizzeria - free greasy black curly hairs with your order of triple deep fried cold fries

I honestly do clearly think i have ever seen an operational little ceasers in my life outside of television (even though in high school I did an art project with little ceaser himself)

ill let it slide that tower city has Schorr's Restaurant & Gas, a nice establishment where 2 mobile homes were place side by side, seats 7 and you can fill the lawn mower while you wait

my town had 3 solid albanian restaurants, all of which made nothing but standard small town grub
best beef rolls ever though, hands down

just LOL'd and spit up beer

place is a fucking dump, i have no idea how it is in business (oh thats right, they are open until 4 a.m. because that is where the drunks hangout after the brown jug closes at 2:30... or at least they use to.) schorrs use to make wings... they would put them in a dirty jug that still had mayo and mold in the jars shake it up and call it mystery sauce

which can only be outdone by corky's 4th street station
place smells like deep fryer oil that is 8 months old, just walking by the place will make you puke

there are guys in there drunk as fuck at noon who look like they are in a movie from the 40's blackfaced from coal mining

these people make Dan look like he isn't racist

3 months ago, a woman there bit the ear and nose off of a man just for being someone she didnt recognize in "her bar"

lol
that place sounds like a classic
imagine how many nights of goat fucking started at that fine establishment

the lady who runs the dump has 3.5 teef

please soak this in and remember it joe.. i know asking you to remember this is a fine task on its own but seriously, laugh now all you want. when you finally make it to the east coast i am taking you to these places so you can laugh your fucking ass off at how much i wasnt kidding

This post has been edited by xstakemx on Tue - Dec 6 2011 - 23:18:43

my dad grew up in a town that had about 500 people in it when he graduated, currently about 1800
i think i can picture your town exactly, as long as you substitute coal miners for farmers
ive seen some real backwoods shit there, and whenever i feel like i am surrounded by the dumbest people on earth in a city of 150k i remember that somewhere in the heart of illinois is a town that died when a different highway diverted traffic so it could slowly die

This post has been edited by blind_chief on Tue - Dec 6 2011 - 23:26:50

ill hold you to this
but i want dan there saying racist things so i can see what its like to be friends with a king

quaker steak

Had some good lol's reading this, knowing that the main attractions of the city of fucking towers are on the one main street i drive through to get to stakems, and by one main street there is only one main street

Nino's makes a mean hawaiian pizza tho

the ozone layer

tonight

microwave pizza
jack/coke

tempura vegetables, tuna tartare, misomura soup, tuna steak with scallops, rice, and japanese pan seared vegetables, mandarin orange cheesecake.

to drink,

sake {warm, 3 shots}, 2 mojitos, XX beer

planning on sushi later and muchos bebidos

teriyaki chicken + friend rice + all of my vegetarian friend's tofu + 2 mickeys + some chips + banana bread + more chips