Quote (xstakemx @ Fri - May 4 2012 - 15:35:16)
Quote (hippie @ Fri - May 4 2012 - 15:05:36)
is this where your folk hang?
if i swing by there on my way home from work you think 2 spics would jump in the back of my truck if i offered them tacos and tequilla all day tomorrow?
i'll give you the scoop, in case you're interested.
yes, i have several cousins who are in the home depot parking lot business. they work for $5 an hour, possibly free if they like you. i practically raised them. they couldn't handle the gang life, but they are still hardened. let me be clear, there are risks.
1. keep them away from your wife. don't have her come out wearing a cute little apron while holding a tray of cold lemonade while they work. one of them has a fetish for this sort of thing and will have her up against a wall before you could blink. no, he would slice your throat. you couldn't do anything about it. once he has her in his sights, just let him have her. don't be stupid.
2. less tequila is better. after a certain point they become uncontrollable. you'll immediately know if you're at that point. they also prefer to make tacos instead of eating them. so you could exploit that however you want.
3. once the job is done there is a chance they won't leave. they will latch onto your white teat and suck indefinitely. you would be prisoners in your own home. i want to reiterate that you couldn't do anything about it. slaughtering cops is child's play to them.
4. you can't just hire one of them. they are very loyal and stick together. it's one of the reasons i recruited them.
i would do this job myself in about a day, but i doubt you would be comfortable paying me upfront. godspeed adam stakem, godspeed
tl;dr: smoked is your only option because he would never dodge you