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Stakem On Vacation Update
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#838660 | Mon - Jul 2 2012 - 12:43:58
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Had a few beers, beached a boat, proceeded to drink more beers while contemplating how to get it out with wife laughing at him


At least, thats what I think happened
 
#838662 | Mon - Jul 2 2012 - 12:44:33
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first
 
#838664 | Mon - Jul 2 2012 - 12:45:31
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lol
 
#838676 | Mon - Jul 2 2012 - 13:10:25
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#838678 | Mon - Jul 2 2012 - 13:12:58
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drunk on a boat
 
#838686 | Mon - Jul 2 2012 - 13:41:33
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its a good thing he didnt see the beach, it is quite abrupt
 
#838688 | Mon - Jul 2 2012 - 13:52:38
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its a good thing he didnt see the beach, it is quite abrupt


 
#838696 | Mon - Jul 2 2012 - 16:28:21
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note to self: boat is clearly a hovercraft
 
#838700 | Mon - Jul 2 2012 - 17:32:27
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sand spawned beneath me
 
#838702 | Mon - Jul 2 2012 - 18:01:30
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Is Stakem in Tampa or still coming? Going t bomb Cigar City brewery soon.
 
#838703 | Mon - Jul 2 2012 - 18:06:28
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Might as well poop this here for ya too adam

1-2 x Zhukov, Hunahpu

Growler if you can of something interesting/special/only down there?

Snifter or some kinda glass.

T4t

Text with questions ofc
 
#838704 | Mon - Jul 2 2012 - 18:17:29
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blow on my pinky ring, bitch
 
#838710 | Mon - Jul 2 2012 - 18:53:30
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Quote (smoked @ Mon - Jul 2 2012 - 19:06:28)
Might as well poop this here for ya too adam

1-2 x Zhukov, Hunahpu

Growler if you can of something interesting/special/only down there?

Snifter or some kinda glass.

T4t

Text with questions ofc


Get the facts about this toilet straight or you can go fuck yourself. How dare you make me look like a tool with lies and then request me bring Florida only brew home for you.

@Mac, Thursday I will be in Tampa all day. Cigar city, seventh sun and Peg's Cantina are on the to-do list.
 
#838715 | Mon - Jul 2 2012 - 19:05:23
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I'll quote this since its the only factual thing going on here.

1. Took babby out on first boat ride.
2. Mother-in-law's boyfriend took us to an island that only appears during low tide.
3. Idiot beached us and I single handedly man-handled the boat around 180 degrees to push us off. All was in vein since the tide went out and we were completely beached.
4. Wife started to panic since it was over 100 degrees and baby needed a nap/bottle.
5. Florida "water police" took babby, wife and mother in law away.
6. Idiot who beached us had to stay with me while the tide went the rest of the way out and then came back in 6 hours later.
7. The only time i panicked was around hour 5 when I ran out of beer.
 
#838716 | Mon - Jul 2 2012 - 19:07:00
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But in this picture:
-Guy standing next to boat was responisble for us getting stuck.
-Boat driving away was the fuzz with my wife and babby.
 
#838717 | Mon - Jul 2 2012 - 19:15:08
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They are taking the wifd and baby because these boat cant frigth back
 
#838719 | Mon - Jul 2 2012 - 19:21:03
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Quote (randomtask @ Mon - Jul 2 2012 - 16:15:08)
They are taking the wifd and baby because these boat cant frigth back


 
#838720 | Mon - Jul 2 2012 - 19:21:28
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adam, does this mean if you ever get pulled over by the cops you make your wife get in the drivers seat?
 
#838722 | Mon - Jul 2 2012 - 19:41:58
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Quote (xstakemx @ Mon - Jul 2 2012 - 19:53:30)
Quote (smoked @ Mon - Jul 2 2012 - 19:06:28)
Might as well poop this here for ya too adam

1-2 x Zhukov, Hunahpu

Growler if you can of something interesting/special/only down there?

Snifter or some kinda glass.

T4t

Text with questions ofc


Get the facts about this toilet straight or you can go fuck yourself. How dare you make me look like a tool with lies and then request me bring Florida only brew home for you.

@Mac, Thursday I will be in Tampa all day. Cigar city, seventh sun and Peg's Cantina are on the to-do list.


LOL I saw this and made my own story for it for the lol's
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