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#840551 | Tue - Jul 24 2012 - 20:34:40
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day 1: already sunburned (snowbird syndrome)

Ate way too much at dinner after clearly sleeping much last night, passed out for 2 hours on my bed.
drinking budweiser outside on my macbook hipstering it up, makes me feel like im cheating on my wife out in the open drinking bud AND using a mac

exhilarating

82/959 progress on ADWD. need to make this last for the entire vacation, so need to take it slow.
 
#840552 | Tue - Jul 24 2012 - 20:49:04
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you have tons of friends who love you and care about you and you are well on your way to a prosperous career and happy family life, faggot
 
#840553 | Tue - Jul 24 2012 - 20:49:58
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in b4 dupe's k
 
#840554 | Tue - Jul 24 2012 - 20:50:19
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pooping in a toilet
 
#840555 | Tue - Jul 24 2012 - 20:50:30
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in after
 
#840556 | Tue - Jul 24 2012 - 20:50:34
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Quote (xstakemx @ Tue - Jul 24 2012 - 21:49:58)
in b4 dupe's k


 
#840557 | Tue - Jul 24 2012 - 20:50:49
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Quote (xstakemx @ Tue - Jul 24 2012 - 21:50:30)
in after


 
#840558 | Tue - Jul 24 2012 - 20:50:57
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can i get a fucking og;dc up in here
 
#840559 | Tue - Jul 24 2012 - 20:51:04
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pooping in a toilet
 
#840560 | Tue - Jul 24 2012 - 20:51:43
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woke up
drank something
ate something
fell asleep for a little while
awake now
 
#840561 | Tue - Jul 24 2012 - 20:53:36
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went to florida for a week, didnt feel the need to make an agenda about it
came home for a week
went to the outer banks for a week, also didnt feel the need to make an agenda about it
sitting here so envious of your journey, enjoy your newly found powers
 
#840562 | Tue - Jul 24 2012 - 20:56:39
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work and beer
 
#840563 | Tue - Jul 24 2012 - 21:01:20
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Hmm, it appears that Adam is legitimately upset in this toilet, friends. What can we do to ameliorate this situation? Should I reach out to Adam to make amends?
 
#840564 | Tue - Jul 24 2012 - 21:02:47
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did some stuff
didn't feel the need to tell adam about it
 
#840565 | Tue - Jul 24 2012 - 21:07:41
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ameliorate is probably my 3rd favorite word behind alacrity and contentious

This post has been edited by Jp. on Tue - Jul 24 2012 - 21:07:48
 
#840572 | Tue - Jul 24 2012 - 21:55:44
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Quote (Sgull @ Tue - Jul 24 2012 - 22:01:20)
Hmm, it appears that Adam is legitimately upset in this toilet, friends.  What can we do to ameliorate this situation?  Should I reach out to Adam to make amends?


Adam might enjoy you reaching out to him too much.
 
#840573 | Tue - Jul 24 2012 - 22:16:22
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i fail at trying to be funny and everyone thinks im an angry douche

that pretty much sums up my existence on this website, no?
 
#840574 | Tue - Jul 24 2012 - 22:18:15
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Quote (Jp. @ Tue - Jul 24 2012 - 22:07:41)
ameliorate is probably my 3rd favorite word behind alacrity and contentious


im flattered that you took the time to edit your poop
god forbid we see that you are clearly half as intelligent as you try to make yourself seem mr. big wordy wordison
 
#840575 | Tue - Jul 24 2012 - 22:49:51
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I'd fuck Jp.
 
#840577 | Tue - Jul 24 2012 - 22:56:31
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Quote (xstakemx @ Tue - Jul 24 2012 - 22:18:15)
Quote (Jp. @ Tue - Jul 24 2012 - 22:07:41)
ameliorate is probably my 3rd favorite word behind alacrity and contentious


im flattered that you took the time to edit your poop
god forbid we see that you are clearly half as intelligent as you try to make yourself seem mr. big wordy wordison


hahaha
 
#840588 | Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 00:00:14
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cant sleep, cracking open a bare
 
#840590 | Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 00:42:54
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black butte porter
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my liver wants to know why this is a daily occurrence
 
#840591 | Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 00:54:53
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#840598 | Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 05:40:01
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Quote (xstakemx @ Tue - Jul 24 2012 - 22:16:22)
i fail at trying to be funny and everyone thinks im an angry douche

that pretty much sums up my existence on this website, no?


i'd say that you probably hit the nail on the head

also, i never knew you were even making attempts at humor, i just thought you were a miserable prick like me

i havent met you IRL though so i dont know how you really are, i don't have that insider info's like the cool kids club, so maybe i just dont get you
 
#840602 | Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 06:27:09
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pooping in a toilet
 
#840603 | Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 06:28:33
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#840609 | Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 08:35:17
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Quote (xstakemx @ Tue - Jul 24 2012 - 22:16:22)
i fail at trying to be funny and everyone thinks im an angry douche

that pretty much sums up my existence on this website, no?


same
 
#840610 | Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 08:36:14
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Quote (xstakemx @ Tue - Jul 24 2012 - 22:18:15)
Quote (Jp. @ Tue - Jul 24 2012 - 22:07:41)
ameliorate is probably my 3rd favorite word behind alacrity and contentious


im flattered that you took the time to edit your poop
god forbid we see that you are clearly half as intelligent as you try to make yourself seem mr. big wordy wordison


we know exactly how smart jp is
 
#840611 | Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 08:40:06
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 08:36:14)
Quote (xstakemx @ Tue - Jul 24 2012 - 22:18:15)
Quote (Jp. @ Tue - Jul 24 2012 - 22:07:41)
ameliorate is probably my 3rd favorite word behind alacrity and contentious


im flattered that you took the time to edit your poop
god forbid we see that you are clearly half as intelligent as you try to make yourself seem mr. big wordy wordison


we know exactly how smart jp is


hey im rly smurt
 
#840612 | Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 08:58:17
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Quote (Duped @ Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 03:28:33)


i cant believe ive never seen that
 
#840615 | Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 09:16:12
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Quote (Jp. @ Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 08:40:06)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 08:36:14)
Quote (xstakemx @ Tue - Jul 24 2012 - 22:18:15)
Quote (Jp. @ Tue - Jul 24 2012 - 22:07:41)
ameliorate is probably my 3rd favorite word behind alacrity and contentious


im flattered that you took the time to edit your poop
god forbid we see that you are clearly half as intelligent as you try to make yourself seem mr. big wordy wordison


we know exactly how smart jp is


hey im rly smurt


arent you studying political science? tell obama i hate his guts
 
#840618 | Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 09:27:00
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 09:16:12)
Quote (Jp. @ Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 08:40:06)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 08:36:14)
Quote (xstakemx @ Tue - Jul 24 2012 - 22:18:15)
Quote (Jp. @ Tue - Jul 24 2012 - 22:07:41)
ameliorate is probably my 3rd favorite word behind alacrity and contentious


im flattered that you took the time to edit your poop
god forbid we see that you are clearly half as intelligent as you try to make yourself seem mr. big wordy wordison


we know exactly how smart jp is


hey im rly smurt


arent you studying political science? tell obama i hate his guts


no
 
#840619 | Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 09:31:00
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 06:16:12)
Quote (Jp. @ Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 08:40:06)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 08:36:14)
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Quote (Jp. @ Tue - Jul 24 2012 - 22:07:41)
ameliorate is probably my 3rd favorite word behind alacrity and contentious


im flattered that you took the time to edit your poop
god forbid we see that you are clearly half as intelligent as you try to make yourself seem mr. big wordy wordison


we know exactly how smart jp is


hey im rly smurt


arent you studying political science? tell obama i hate his guts


one day maybe you will actually list why you hate. until then im convinced you are just a rush limbaugh clone who has no real basis to their hate.
 
#840620 | Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 09:31:12
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blind_chief, xstakemx


fuck you
 
#840624 | Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 09:37:44
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Quote (blind_chief @ Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 09:31:00)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 06:16:12)
Quote (Jp. @ Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 08:40:06)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 08:36:14)
Quote (xstakemx @ Tue - Jul 24 2012 - 22:18:15)
Quote (Jp. @ Tue - Jul 24 2012 - 22:07:41)
ameliorate is probably my 3rd favorite word behind alacrity and contentious


im flattered that you took the time to edit your poop
god forbid we see that you are clearly half as intelligent as you try to make yourself seem mr. big wordy wordison


we know exactly how smart jp is


hey im rly smurt


arent you studying political science? tell obama i hate his guts


one day maybe you will actually list why you hate. until then im convinced you are just a rush limbaugh clone who has no real basis to their hate.


Because his parents told him to.
 
#840625 | Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 09:40:07
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Quote (blind_chief @ Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 09:31:00)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 06:16:12)
Quote (Jp. @ Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 08:40:06)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 08:36:14)
Quote (xstakemx @ Tue - Jul 24 2012 - 22:18:15)
Quote (Jp. @ Tue - Jul 24 2012 - 22:07:41)
ameliorate is probably my 3rd favorite word behind alacrity and contentious


im flattered that you took the time to edit your poop
god forbid we see that you are clearly half as intelligent as you try to make yourself seem mr. big wordy wordison


we know exactly how smart jp is


hey im rly smurt


arent you studying political science? tell obama i hate his guts


one day maybe you will actually list why you hate. until then im convinced you are just a rush limbaugh clone who has no real basis to their hate.


black, socialist, unimpressive. even bill clinton was better
 
#840628 | Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 10:18:35
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Day 2: wake up to a solicitation call. Still haven't pooped in like 5 days

brb pool and dance with dragons
 
#840634 | Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 10:43:16
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 06:40:07)
Quote (blind_chief @ Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 09:31:00)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 06:16:12)
Quote (Jp. @ Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 08:40:06)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 08:36:14)
Quote (xstakemx @ Tue - Jul 24 2012 - 22:18:15)
Quote (Jp. @ Tue - Jul 24 2012 - 22:07:41)
ameliorate is probably my 3rd favorite word behind alacrity and contentious


im flattered that you took the time to edit your poop
god forbid we see that you are clearly half as intelligent as you try to make yourself seem mr. big wordy wordison


we know exactly how smart jp is


hey im rly smurt


arent you studying political science? tell obama i hate his guts


one day maybe you will actually list why you hate. until then im convinced you are just a rush limbaugh clone who has no real basis to their hate.


black, socialist, unimpressive. even bill clinton was better


you do understand how ignorant and uninformed you make yourself out to be when you call him a socialist, right?
 
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Quote (blind_chief @ Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 10:43:16)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 06:40:07)
Quote (blind_chief @ Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 09:31:00)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 06:16:12)
Quote (Jp. @ Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 08:40:06)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 08:36:14)
Quote (xstakemx @ Tue - Jul 24 2012 - 22:18:15)
Quote (Jp. @ Tue - Jul 24 2012 - 22:07:41)
ameliorate is probably my 3rd favorite word behind alacrity and contentious


im flattered that you took the time to edit your poop
god forbid we see that you are clearly half as intelligent as you try to make yourself seem mr. big wordy wordison


we know exactly how smart jp is


hey im rly smurt


arent you studying political science? tell obama i hate his guts


one day maybe you will actually list why you hate. until then im convinced you are just a rush limbaugh clone who has no real basis to their hate.


black, socialist, unimpressive. even bill clinton was better


you do understand how ignorant and uninformed you make yourself out to be when you call him a socialist, right?


i still have my t-shirt with the obama campaign symbol only with the hammer and sickle around it, i wear it on occasion.

oh yeah and the caption is "Obammunism"
 
#840673 | Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 17:51:57
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Budweiser is certainly enjoyable when the beer is cold and it's hot outside.
 
#840680 | Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 18:40:06
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Quote (Zodijackyl @ Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 17:51:57)
Budweiser is certainly enjoyable when the beer is cold and it's hot outside.


If you are ok with dining a cheap beer its clearly bad
 
#840686 | Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 20:04:17
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Quote (Zodijackyl @ Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 18:51:57)
Budweiser is certainly enjoyable when the beer is cold and it's hot outside.


I had a somewhat similar occurrence last week at the beach. Only instead of budweiser, it was a fruited witbier. I am sold on the fact that there is a time and a place for every beer which makes it more enjoyable than others.

I try clearly to be a snob and turn my nose up but when it comes to BMC, I would rather just drink water. I just dont enjoy american adjunct lager at all, regardless of the occasion.
 
#840687 | Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 20:09:27
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same with everything

all of it

except jps 3 words
 
#840689 | Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 20:32:11
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Quote (Sgull @ Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 10:18:35)
Day 2: wake up to a solicitation call.  Still haven't pooped in like 5 days

brb pool and dance with dragons


read DWD, got some sunburn
got some pizza, was v nice.

promptly napped for like an hour, then back in action with some wine and beer and Bones

@evan, peppierge is so weak, i feel bad watching her try to move around
 
#840725 | Thu - Jul 26 2012 - 07:45:41
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Quote (Sgull @ Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 20:32:11)
Quote (Sgull @ Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 10:18:35)
Day 2: wake up to a solicitation call.  Still haven't pooped in like 5 days

brb pool and dance with dragons


read DWD, got some sunburn
got some pizza, was v nice.

promptly napped for like an hour, then back in action with some wine and beer and Bones

@evan, peppierge is so weak, i feel bad watching her try to move around


shes really old now isnt she?
 
#840735 | Thu - Jul 26 2012 - 09:07:30
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Thu - Jul 26 2012 - 07:45:41)
Quote (Sgull @ Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 20:32:11)
Quote (Sgull @ Wed - Jul 25 2012 - 10:18:35)
Day 2: wake up to a solicitation call.  Still haven't pooped in like 5 days

brb pool and dance with dragons


read DWD, got some sunburn
got some pizza, was v nice.

promptly napped for like an hour, then back in action with some wine and beer and Bones

@evan, peppierge is so weak, i feel bad watching her try to move around


shes really old now isnt she?


yeah, like 15
 
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I hadn't pooped in here yet.

Now I have.

Go visit Cape Canaveral. Take pics. Watch me cry. Taste the victory that is my tears.

How have I been to FLA 4 times and still clearly made it there?
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