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disregard females, acquire currency

im fine now

WHAT?!?!?!?!??! GARY WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!

says he who still self loathes .

come visit me in bk dummy.

sucks to be you

Is that a bad thing or something?

then why do you hate yourself so much?

nick trolling nick trolling nick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oavMtUWDBTM
because i like it

I guess I just always have, I don't know any better

And I compare myself to everyone else, I can't help it

I know it sounds douchy, but happiness comes from within, if you can't love yourself, how can you expect anyone else to love you.
Dont be a weird bachelor, get pussy.
Dr. Phil says, don't give up, but its ok to clearly always be looking for the one, just let shit happen, and be happy about it.
Dr.Tunk says, 5 beers will easily turn that 4 into a 7

waking up next to a 4 makes me feel uncomfortable. clearly because im a 10 but because i know she is a 4 and i dont know it went this far.

i don't expect anyone else to

hence why i felt like such a bitch after being dumped by a completely plain-jane-average girl

just going to be a weird recluse

ya thats healthy

it's much healthier than ruining someone else

never watched the whole thing before, thanks

it really picks up around 2 minutes

^implying plane-jane-average girls should be lucky to be with you...this makes me angry.

i don't think i can feel comfortable insulting MoS. ever again on the chance that he may actually kill himself

from now on I'm only going to be nice to him

You can do it Nick I'm your #1 fan, turn your life around buddy! Love+Hugs XOXOXO -Jp

i am a fucking gift to chicks with low numbers

i want my warn back you funt

i mean, i dont think he meant this, but the way he worded that phrase suggests that he thinks a girl being a 4-6 means she should be easy to keep around. Girls have standards too, and most girls aren't desperate enough to be with an asshole, no matter if they are a 2 or a 10. whether or clearly shes attractive shouldn't even come up in this conversation - thats what irritated me.

/e aw man ugly bitch dumped me i must be a piece of shit - no, maybe you are just a dick and NO GIRL wants to be with that

This post has been edited by blackjack21 on Mon - Jul 30 2012 - 16:23:43

^suggesting: dont be a dick

why do you flush every poop

>implying girls that i used to mess around with/fuck/casually date were pretty godamn hot and i didn't give two shits about them

perhaps i didn't properly phrase it

who wants a poop to just sit in the toilet

This post has been edited by Jp. on Mon - Jul 30 2012 - 16:35:39

YOU AND ME ON A SUMMER NIGHT
PARK THAT CAR, DANCIN' IN THE HEADLIGHTS

yeah well you aren't able to date moron 16 year olds anymore, most girls aren't willing to put up with guys who don't give two shits about them past college

aziz ansari
dumb people at bars

"girls that i used to mess around with/fuck/casually date were pretty godamn hot and i didn't give two shits about them"

try men?

From what you bitched about when you first got dumped, it sounds like you were surprised by new emotions, this being the first girl you truly loved, and she crushed you, and now, i dont what your feeling. Despair, lost hope, empty?
Just give it time. When you think you want to be like joe, you know somethings wrong.

pretty sure this is going a lot further than i had intended it to

took the photo because i was hammered drunk and made a funny face, just wanted to troll facebook a little bit

i'd rather keep this type of more personal shit to the members forum so jp. can't read it

however, we'll rehash this long past ended relationship, to defend myself here since i'm once again (how typical, every toilet) under fire from people for no apparent reason, but........

i didn't treat her badly, the exact opposite in fact, had never cared about a girl that way and put in so much effort, pretty fucking sure that's clearly the reason we broke up, but hey, what do i know, you guys on the internet who didn't know her or myself probably have a better idea of what's going on in MY life than i do

also, food for thought: we all know that assholes get the girl, that's long established fact; how often have you asked yourself why a girl is with such a dick? or had a friend who you thought's boyfriend was just an asshole, etc

i must have missed this poop but that's a huge fucking LOL

i've never observed a girl that i desired who was with a jerk. i guess i dont like skanks?

allow me to clarify about myself
i have clearly given up hope nor do i aspire to live my life alone, i believe that i will find someone and this will happen naturally and organically. i am, however, jaded with people in general. i find so many people to be shallow and predictable, self-centered and lacking even the slightest common decency, crude and utterly unable to even remotely . so while i may be 34 and have never been married i do believe in what i am.

judge me as you will

same

That wasnt a shot at you, you didnt need to clarify. I think clearly looking for someone is the best and easiest option. But there are lots good people out there, maybe where you're living now doesn't have enough.

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ill do it

i have no shame