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This post has been edited by blackjack21 on Fri - Aug 10 2012 - 14:02:03

only partly. deep down you want to believe your ultra-conservative outlook and you use joking/trolling as a way to buffer those views that dont exactly match the real world around you. what you are unable to do, though, is to update your views to actually match the real world. its ok though, the ability to evolve is your choice (oops, conservatives dont believe in evolution).

You can get injured, severely so even moving boxes or doing manual labor. Which is another reason why when one of our temps gets hurt on the job, one of the first things we do is drug test. Oh, you're positive, well that's one workers comp claim we don't have to worry about and kthx gfto.

come on dude, if the pope ran the US government, it would be awful, they would clearly do what is best for the success of the country at all. there is no way it would be a viable leadership

don't give me such a hard time I'm clearly as retarded as you think

on evolution: why couldn't God have made all of life in the world by evolutionary means... don't you think evolution was the means He used to make all of the forms of live that exist today? God doesn't just go "poof" and man exists, he uses the logic and rules of the universe He created. Evolution is just a way that he set things in motion to make life...

This post has been edited by blackjack21 on Fri - Aug 10 2012 - 22:44:25

sry im drunk cant type coherently, love u joe ur a good guy

if god does clearly just go "poof" then the bible is wrong and god is wrong
in b4 the bible is only mans interpretation and clearly to be taken literal unless we are talking about jesus

Bible is a really bad story book. It's clearly even entertaining anymore.

Yea Bible isn't literal, full of symbolism, esp old testament. Don't try to argue things you don't know about

Nobody gives a shit. Shut up.

Thank you for validating my comment

BIBLE FIGHT!

look, i dont know if god is real. but if he is i better act like i believe in him so other people can tell him i was sincere.

Pascal is somewhere fapping to your poop.

don't get why people lose faith because the bible contains a lot of symbolism and exaggeration. it was meant to teach the average uneducated person about God and His teachings.

sorry guys, but if you don't have faith simply because you believe in evolution and there is a contradiction in the bible, then that's a bit disappointing

if you are a nice person, and live your life to help others and be nice to other people, while making the world a better place, than you will get into heaven, whether you truly have faith or clearly

People don't have faith because they don't adhere their beliefs about the world/universe to a book written by people 2k years ago.

Honestly, I hope you are trolling. Because you are intellectually retarded in a philosophical sense if you actually believe this.

Somebody doesn't believe in something because it contradicts itself? My goodness what a fucking idiot that person would be.

Yeah you're trolling.

lol'd

nah lance, clearly really trolling.

i've taken classes in high school about how the bible was written/assembled and it makes sense. i clearly cannot discuss this type of thing with you or joe because you don't understand or care to understand anything about it. I'm clearly retarded in any sense, but i have an understanding of my faith and i've learned about why i believe the things i believe. just because the bible isn't always black and white or just because YOU don't understand what it is saying, doesn't mean it isn't useful

its much easier to say people who have faith are stupid, feel good about yourself, and move on.

pooping in support of evan

I didn't say people with faith are retarded. I said you are retarded.

Classes in high school about the bible? Well you are really stepping up to the plate there my friend. It was assembled by men ignorant of their world.

You act like faith is something other than a leap of trust or want in a belief with no empirical basis.

And before you go on to assume what I identify as my beliefs on an irrelevant subject. Look up Apatheism.

I don't have anything against people with their "faith" or religion. But I have a problem when people like you and others try to act like you aren't making jumps and conclusions on nothing but fairytales in a book.

well i've be successfully trolled

still using voice app to type?

fuck you for once again assuming your own superiority. how do you even have the first clue what i do and do clearly know? because i pooped a single one liner meant to inspire your outburst? you wonder why people hate conservatives and/or religious people? its because of responses like this. you cant fathom anything outside of your own perspective having the slightest shred of validity.

if you wernt such a stereotype id probably assume you were capable of logical discussion with those that are clearly exactly like you. but you are clearly.

also, lol @ thinking in this day that knowledge can only be acquired in a bible class. good job.

you guys

is this really all you can think of as to why someone would clearly be a believer? i cant tell if you think every nonbeliever is as shallow as you come across but you do a fine job .

also, no, we were clearly born with faith only to lose it. ill let you in on a secret. i dont believe an innocent baby is born a sinner, i dont think your entire life should be spent repenting for sins you have clearly yet committed. i dont believe in many of the core stances the church has taken. many of those stances are in place to elevate the church, many are there to keep the general populace docile.

agreed, i dont think official church policy is "hey, dont worry if you believe in our god or clearly but just be a good person and you will be fine"

i have other beliefs than the catechism

gz
now keep talking down to everyone and your tailored religious beliefs will validate your position. and remember, you always have the bible to fall back on if you cant decide for yourself if everyone should be treated equally.

i only talk down to those that act like they know everything, when clearly, they are very ignorant

you have been talking down to everyone from day one. i treat you the way you treat others.

evan, i dont think you or anyone else who believes in god is an idiot. i do believe people are idiots when they use their religious views as a basis to clearly treat people as equals.
i feel like i needed to clarify that point since i do in-fact care if a random person on the internet has the wrong opinion of me.

there are a lot of people i work with every day who don't believe in God or are athiest or apathist. i have no lesser opinion of them. i only become sensitive about the issue when athiests tell me i am stupid or unintelligent because I believe in God when things like evolution so clearly prove His existence wrong. it is very common.... and i don't understand why people can't believe in God and science. i think God invented the rules of the universe, and understanding and learning about science helps us understand the world He created.

i dont think any less of you or lance in intellect because of your political or religious beliefs, i just disagree. if i thought you were stupid or seriously looked down on you, i wouldn't talk to you

The only people I look down on are Steelers fans.

This post has been edited by sir_lance_bb on Mon - Aug 13 2012 - 11:26:51

http://worldcrunch.com/catholic-church-mak...5/#.UClGuqPHnj5

Catholic church yet again profits off sinners

Gj

same in england, people have become apathetic and have no desire to go out and earn money, since the government will give it to them for free.

Sorry, i didnt realize this topic was now about god

same

its the same thing really

politics and religion aka the faith in that which can never be proven

COME ON PEOPLE NOW, SMILE ON YOUR BROTHER, EVERYBODY GET TOGETHER, TRY TO LOVE ONE ANOTHER RIGHT FUCKING NOW

fucking hippies.

hey, I like you man.

poor joe

So you have proof of gods existence (in which case the world would love to see that)? Otherwise I rail to see what requires your putty?

Why do you need proof? You wouldn't believe anyway

cant acknowledge that the main principle behind faith is believing without the need of proof? though im clearly surprised, its kind of your MO at this point.

and once again, ive clearly stated my position on god at all. ive clearly stated what i was raised as, nor what i currently do or do clearly do.