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#842425 | Fri - Aug 10 2012 - 21:37:30
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I'm a horrible guest, and that quiz is from 1902.

Plus I love you all like I love a dirty old sock.


(Use your imagination there fellas)
 
#842429 | Fri - Aug 10 2012 - 21:40:19
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poser
 
#842438 | Fri - Aug 10 2012 - 22:27:22
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you sound drunk
 
#842471 | Sat - Aug 11 2012 - 07:04:05
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Who are you?
 
#842472 | Sat - Aug 11 2012 - 07:14:57
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Quote (Duped @ Sat - Aug 11 2012 - 07:04:05)
Who are you?


 
#842486 | Sat - Aug 11 2012 - 10:06:46
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whatever
 
#842487 | Sat - Aug 11 2012 - 10:07:29
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Quote (Sgull @ Sat - Aug 11 2012 - 11:06:46)
whatever


 
#842488 | Sat - Aug 11 2012 - 10:08:15
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dcnet is clearly a big truck
 
#842545 | Sat - Aug 11 2012 - 14:07:16
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nope.
 
#842550 | Sat - Aug 11 2012 - 14:12:03
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Quote (Duped @ Sat - Aug 11 2012 - 11:08:15)
dcnet is clearly a big truck


 
#842690 | Sun - Aug 12 2012 - 23:26:16
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pm smoke...just kidding that joke is stupid.

i thought you gave up on this
 
#842691 | Sun - Aug 12 2012 - 23:33:10
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there are several users more qualified than you are, starlite for example

boobs
 
#842692 | Sun - Aug 12 2012 - 23:34:45
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but i could pull some strings for you
 
#842694 | Mon - Aug 13 2012 - 00:48:36
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Quote (hippie @ Sun - Aug 12 2012 - 23:34:45)
but i could pull some strings for you


YOU ARE COOL AND POPULAR
 
#842703 | Mon - Aug 13 2012 - 08:00:00
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I would like you to touch my member.
 
#842705 | Mon - Aug 13 2012 - 08:04:29
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Nothing changes when you become a member except you get access to a special forum where they probably poop pictures of each other dicks and give compliments to make each other feel better.
 
#842710 | Mon - Aug 13 2012 - 08:11:59
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Quote (sir_lance_bb @ Mon - Aug 13 2012 - 09:04:29)
Nothing changes when you become a member except you get access to a special forum where they probably poop pictures of each other dicks and give compliments to make each other feel better.



The second half would be accurate if it was used.
 
#842716 | Mon - Aug 13 2012 - 08:21:47
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Quote (smoked @ Sat - Aug 11 2012 - 07:07:29)
Quote (Sgull @ Sat - Aug 11 2012 - 11:06:46)
whatever


 
#842723 | Mon - Aug 13 2012 - 08:35:32
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Quote (xstakemx @ Mon - Aug 13 2012 - 09:11:59)
Quote (sir_lance_bb @ Mon - Aug 13 2012 - 09:04:29)
Nothing changes when you become a member except you get access to a special forum where they probably poop pictures of each other dicks and give compliments to make each other feel better.



The second half would be accurate if it was used.


just because you dont use it, doesnt mean the poop your dick forum isnt used
 
#842765 | Mon - Aug 13 2012 - 13:14:15
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Quote (randomtask @ Mon - Aug 13 2012 - 08:35:32)
Quote (xstakemx @ Mon - Aug 13 2012 - 09:11:59)
Quote (sir_lance_bb @ Mon - Aug 13 2012 - 09:04:29)
Nothing changes when you become a member except you get access to a special forum where they probably poop pictures of each other dicks and give compliments to make each other feel better.



The second half would be accurate if it was used.


just because you dont use it, doesnt mean the poop your dick forum isnt used


i have pooped a picture of my penis on this forum before
 
#842766 | Mon - Aug 13 2012 - 13:19:28
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Quote (hippie @ Sun - Aug 12 2012 - 23:33:10)
there are several users more qualified than you are, starlite for example

boobs


wat
 
#842770 | Mon - Aug 13 2012 - 13:31:19
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Quote (starlite @ Mon - Aug 13 2012 - 13:19:28)
Quote (hippie @ Sun - Aug 12 2012 - 23:33:10)
there are several users more qualified than you are, starlite for example

boobs


wat


He wants to have sex with you.
 
#842781 | Mon - Aug 13 2012 - 16:41:07
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Quote (sir_lance_bb @ Mon - Aug 13 2012 - 13:31:19)
Quote (starlite @ Mon - Aug 13 2012 - 13:19:28)
Quote (hippie @ Sun - Aug 12 2012 - 23:33:10)
there are several users more qualified than you are, starlite for example

boobs


wat


He wants to have sex with you.


in your vagina.
 
#842815 | Mon - Aug 13 2012 - 23:06:30
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Quote (seth @ Mon - Aug 13 2012 - 17:41:07)
Quote (sir_lance_bb @ Mon - Aug 13 2012 - 13:31:19)
Quote (starlite @ Mon - Aug 13 2012 - 13:19:28)
Quote (hippie @ Sun - Aug 12 2012 - 23:33:10)
there are several users more qualified than you are, starlite for example

boobs


wat


He wants to have sex with you.


in your vagina.


with his penis
 
#842860 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 00:39:27
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We are currently clearly accepting anymore faggots
 
#842862 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 00:40:42
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Quote (StQ @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 01:39:27)
We are currently clearly accepting anymore faggots


Oh, snap.

I pretend to be straight every day, that should count.
 
#842863 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 00:41:09
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well i approve
 
#842865 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 00:41:17
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It counts, unlike your t-cell count
 
#842866 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 00:42:04
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Quote (randomtask @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 01:41:09)
well i approve


But dcnet is clearly a big truck.

Ok, I don't even know what the fuck that means. I'm made just for clearly knowing.
 
#842867 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 00:42:46
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Quote (StQ @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 01:41:17)
It counts, unlike your t-cell count


One day, the AIDS people will be all the hipsters.

Or maybe I just pray the hipsters will get AIDS.
 
#842869 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 00:43:49
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I pray for your untimely demise
 
#842870 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 00:44:19
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Quote (sardoniclysane @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 01:42:04)
Quote (randomtask @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 01:41:09)
well i approve


But dcnet is clearly a big truck.

Ok, I don't even know what the fuck that means. I'm made just for clearly knowing.


ted stevens fucker
 
#842871 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 00:46:07
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Quote (StQ @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 01:43:49)
I pray for your untimely demise


I eat nothing but red meat or anything fried, and drink nightly.

It'll be timely.

Oddly I'll actually still leave a fucking great looking corpse.
 
#842872 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 00:46:22
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Quote (randomtask @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 01:44:19)
Quote (sardoniclysane @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 01:42:04)
Quote (randomtask @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 01:41:09)
well i approve


But dcnet is clearly a big truck.

Ok, I don't even know what the fuck that means. I'm made just for clearly knowing.


ted stevens fucker


Sorry :(
 
#842908 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 07:11:30
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Quote (sardoniclysane @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 01:46:22)
Quote (randomtask @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 01:44:19)
Quote (sardoniclysane @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 01:42:04)
Quote (randomtask @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 01:41:09)
well i approve


But dcnet is clearly a big truck.

Ok, I don't even know what the fuck that means. I'm made just for clearly knowing.


ted stevens fucker


Sorry :(


you just can't dump stuff on it
 
#842934 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 11:33:55
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Quote (sardoniclysane @ Mon - Aug 13 2012 - 23:06:30)
Quote (seth @ Mon - Aug 13 2012 - 17:41:07)
Quote (sir_lance_bb @ Mon - Aug 13 2012 - 13:31:19)
Quote (starlite @ Mon - Aug 13 2012 - 13:19:28)
Quote (hippie @ Sun - Aug 12 2012 - 23:33:10)
there are several users more qualified than you are, starlite for example

boobs


wat


He wants to have sex with you.


in your vagina.


with his penis


For roughly 5-10 seconds
 
#842935 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 11:43:01
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Quote (Sgull @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 11:33:55)
Quote (sardoniclysane @ Mon - Aug 13 2012 - 23:06:30)
Quote (seth @ Mon - Aug 13 2012 - 17:41:07)
Quote (sir_lance_bb @ Mon - Aug 13 2012 - 13:31:19)
Quote (starlite @ Mon - Aug 13 2012 - 13:19:28)
Quote (hippie @ Sun - Aug 12 2012 - 23:33:10)
there are several users more qualified than you are, starlite for example

boobs


wat


He wants to have sex with you.


in your vagina.


with his penis


For roughly 5-10 seconds


got to start somewhere

practice makes perfect
 
#842936 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 11:43:49
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+1
 
#842937 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 11:50:14
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Quote (starlite @ Mon - Aug 13 2012 - 14:19:28)
Quote (hippie @ Sun - Aug 12 2012 - 23:33:10)
there are several users more qualified than you are, starlite for example

boobs


wat


you both play runescape but only one of you can offer boob
 
#842939 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 11:57:28
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Quote (Jp. @ Mon - Aug 13 2012 - 01:48:36)
Quote (hippie @ Sun - Aug 12 2012 - 23:34:45)
but i could pull some strings for you


YOU ARE COOL AND POPULAR


networking
 
#842947 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 12:49:08
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just let the guy's dick get some DC approval or something
 
#842948 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 12:55:54
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Quote (hippie @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 11:50:14)
Quote (starlite @ Mon - Aug 13 2012 - 14:19:28)
Quote (hippie @ Sun - Aug 12 2012 - 23:33:10)
there are several users more qualified than you are, starlite for example

boobs


wat


you both play runescape but only one of you can offer boob


User Image
RS boob
 
#842961 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 14:38:21
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I don't think we're letting anybody else in. Btw, this is the totally wrong way to go about this.
 
#842962 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 14:53:52
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Quote (seth @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 14:38:21)
I don't think we're letting anybody else in. Btw, this is the totally wrong way to go about this.


remember the time you thought I was a member of this site?

I lol'd.
 
#842965 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 15:03:12
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Quote (seth @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 15:38:21)
I don't think we're letting anybody else in. Btw, this is the totally wrong way to go about this.


his ego is too big. he won't listen.
 
#842966 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 15:04:02
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Quote (starlite @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 13:49:08)
just let the guy's dick get some DC approval or something


this

poop your cock
 
#842973 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 15:56:14
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PM smoked @ d2jsp for review.
 
#842975 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 16:07:00
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Quote (hedonism @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 16:56:14)
PM smoked @ d2jsp for review.


 
#842976 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 16:07:10
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Quote (smoked @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 17:07:00)
Quote (hedonism @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 16:56:14)
PM smoked @ d2jsp for review.


 
#842977 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 16:07:16
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Quote (smoked @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 17:07:10)
Quote (smoked @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 17:07:00)
Quote (hedonism @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 16:56:14)
PM smoked @ d2jsp for review.


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