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#842797 | Mon - Aug 13 2012 - 20:13:13
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got told my bald spot is clearly getting any better
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#842798 | Mon - Aug 13 2012 - 20:17:54
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Shave it all
Buy a black bowler hat
 
#842800 | Mon - Aug 13 2012 - 20:33:50
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didnt think people your age even had hair.

sidenote: tf2 is crazy on my new comp
 
#842804 | Mon - Aug 13 2012 - 21:32:10
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welcome to becoming your father
 
#842819 | Mon - Aug 13 2012 - 23:20:19
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bald spot in the back? or where is it


side note: ive always wondered about how barbers approach balding. to them i wonder if its like going to the doctor for a physical when youre 13 and he comments on how youve grown, or if its something that needs to be discussed based on symantics. do you want me to leave a lot in the middle so you can cover the recession, do you want the back longer, do you want the side long so you can combover etc. maybe ill ask at my next haircut, then probably get called an asshole because i dont have this problem.
 
#842820 | Mon - Aug 13 2012 - 23:21:16
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Are you taking something that should have made it better? Or are you just in awe that it's clearly miraculously coming back?
 
#842823 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 00:07:22
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"what shampoo do you use"
"why"
"ummm"
"because of that large balding spot on the back of my head?"
"yea, its clearly getting any better"
"dont worry, ill be shaving my head when thats bad enough"
"good, you wont be a come over guy"
"nope"
 
#842824 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 00:08:21
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Rogain?
 
#842825 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 00:10:09
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Unrelated.

When Tab leaves me, I'm going to Hollywood and going after KALEY CUOCO.
 
#842827 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 00:10:49
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Unrelated 2.

Jp, you have nothing to add to this conversation, you haven't even hit puberty yet, let alone your 30's.
 
#842828 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 00:10:57
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Quote (sardoniclysane @ Mon - Aug 13 2012 - 21:10:09)
Unrelated.

When Tab leaves me, I'm going to Hollywood and going after KALEY CUOCO.


im in love with kaley. but that restraining order... :(
 
#842831 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 00:11:49
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Quote (sardoniclysane @ Mon - Aug 13 2012 - 21:08:21)
Rogain?


no, id never try to cheat destiny like that. but hey, its that time. the hair is going.
 
#842832 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 00:11:56
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Quote (blind_chief @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 01:10:57)
Quote (sardoniclysane @ Mon - Aug 13 2012 - 21:10:09)
Unrelated.

When Tab leaves me, I'm going to Hollywood and going after KALEY CUOCO.


im in love with kaley. but that restraining order... :(


I tried to tell you clearly to ask her to rub you there whilst speaking klingon.

You know she's an actress, right?
 
#842833 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 00:12:46
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Quote (blind_chief @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 01:11:49)
Quote (sardoniclysane @ Mon - Aug 13 2012 - 21:08:21)
Rogain?


no, id never try to cheat destiny like that. but hey, its that time. the hair is going.


I thought about going the Bosley route. but I usually shave it down pretty close during the Summers, only a matter of time before I go full tilt.
 
#842847 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 00:33:25
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I'd go after this girl too.

http://www.youtube.com/user/WillowWildfire
 
#842857 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 00:37:36
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at least you have hair on your nuts, JP is jealous
 
#842861 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 00:39:46
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Quote (StQ @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 01:37:36)
at least you have hair on your nuts, JP is jealous


He ran away crying once he was called out for lurking.

:donno:, he might be more sensitive than Nick.

Ok, that was hilarious, clearly sure how I even managed to type that shit out.
 
#842876 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 00:47:31
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Quote (sardoniclysane @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 01:33:25)


Check this bitch out.

She's norwegian, which means like, well Vogan could defile her for us.

Socks and all.
 
#842899 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 00:59:25
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Joe? Joe down. does he know where his pan­ties and phone are????
 
#842907 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 05:40:59
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Quote (sardoniclysane @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 00:39:46)
Quote (StQ @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 01:37:36)
at least you have hair on your nuts, JP is jealous


He ran away crying once he was called out for lurking.

:donno:, he might be more sensitive than Nick.

Ok, that was hilarious, clearly sure how I even managed to type that shit out.


I guess because I actually dislike some of you as human beings, I'm just a sensitive Mox.

IE - I have hung out with bubbachunk, it was a fun time. Some of you I would rather eat a bowl of nails than as to spend any time of you, you know who you are, which in turn, is the attitude turned back around on me by their friends. It's a circle.

This post has been edited by MoS. on Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 05:42:00
 
#842918 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 09:18:19
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Quote (sardoniclysane @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 00:08:21)
Rogain?


do bosley
 
#842919 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 09:32:26
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Quote (MoS. @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 06:40:59)
Quote (sardoniclysane @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 00:39:46)
Quote (StQ @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 01:37:36)
at least you have hair on your nuts, JP is jealous


He ran away crying once he was called out for lurking.

:donno:, he might be more sensitive than Nick.

Ok, that was hilarious, clearly sure how I even managed to type that shit out.


I guess because I actually dislike some of you as human beings, I'm just a sensitive Mox.

IE - I have hung out with bubbachunk, it was a fun time. Some of you I would rather eat a bowl of nails than as to spend any time of you, you know who you are, which in turn, is the attitude turned back around on me by their friends. It's a circle.


Circle jerk? Im down. With or without beer.
 
#842920 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 09:38:58
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Quote (MoS. @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 05:40:59)
Quote (sardoniclysane @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 00:39:46)
Quote (StQ @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 01:37:36)
at least you have hair on your nuts, JP is jealous


He ran away crying once he was called out for lurking.

:donno:, he might be more sensitive than Nick.

Ok, that was hilarious, clearly sure how I even managed to type that shit out.


I guess because I actually dislike some of you as human beings, I'm just a sensitive Mox.

IE - I have hung out with bubbachunk, it was a fun time. Some of you I would rather eat a bowl of nails than as to spend any time of you, you know who you are, which in turn, is the attitude turned back around on me by their friends. It's a circle.


come to maryland, we'll hang out
 
#842921 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 09:46:10
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Hair is over-rated. Im surprised you held on this long.
 
#842924 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 10:17:05
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they tried talking about hair treatments, i mentioned the comeover, people got uncomfortable, i smiled
 
#842925 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 10:21:07
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I just assumed you were already well into the balding process.
 
#842932 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 11:29:50
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No history of baldness in my family history whatsoever.

Feelsgoodman.jpg
 
#842933 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 11:33:12
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Quote (blind_chief @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 10:17:05)
they tried talking about hair treatments, i mentioned the comeover, people got uncomfortable, i smiled


toupee IMO
 
#842938 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 11:56:57
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actually, now that i think of it, every time i go to get a hair cut the barber asks how old i am because 10% of my hair is gray and i look like im 15
 
#842940 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 11:59:52
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Quote (Sgull @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 12:56:57)
actually, now that i think of it, every time i go to get a hair cut the barber asks how old i am because 10% of my hair is gray and i look like im 15


i believe this
 
#842945 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 12:37:17
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Quote (Sgull @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 11:56:57)
actually, now that i think of it, every time i go to get a hair cut the barber asks how old i am because 10% of my hair is gray and i look like im 15


white hair is sort of better than balding, at least you can dye it if your heart desires

shaving it off definitely ­> combover (yuck!)
 
#842946 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 12:43:30
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hair transplants are hilarious
one of my teachers had some, it was all unnaturally spaced out and stiff
 
#842969 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 15:19:45
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Quote (blind_chief @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 11:17:05)
people got uncomfortable, i smiled
 
#842992 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 18:49:04
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Quote (blind_chief @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 11:17:05)
they tried talking about hair treatments, i mentioned the comeover, people got uncomfortable, i smiled


whats a comeover
like come over for dinner?
 
#842993 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 18:49:45
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Quote (blind_chief @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 01:07:22)
"what shampoo do you use"
"why"
"ummm"
"because of that large balding spot on the back of my head?"
"yea, its clearly getting any better"
"dont worry, ill be shaving my head when thats bad enough"
"good, you wont be a come over guy"
"nope"


im clearly a come over guy either
i prefer to make plans before i come over
 
#842996 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 19:05:42
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lol comb
thanks gary
 
#843001 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 19:24:28
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gotta look out for the bald bros
 
#843002 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 19:31:22
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Quote (blind_chief @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 19:05:42)
lol comb
thanks gary


i spotted it too but clearly even i wanted to be that guy
 
#843003 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 19:49:23
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i blame beer
i always blame beer
 
#843004 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 19:59:00
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Quote (blind_chief @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 19:49:23)
i blame beer
i always blame beer


drinking ton8?

self control gone?
 
#843006 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 20:01:11
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Quote (Sgull @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 16:59:00)
Quote (blind_chief @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 19:49:23)
i blame beer
i always blame beer


drinking ton8?

self control gone?


nope

50/50 at this point
 
#843007 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 20:01:41
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Quote (blind_chief @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 20:01:11)
Quote (Sgull @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 16:59:00)
Quote (blind_chief @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 19:49:23)
i blame beer
i always blame beer


drinking ton8?

self control gone?


nope

50/50 at this point


as in 50/50 for tonight?

unsure yet
 
#843008 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 20:03:26
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Quote (Sgull @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 17:01:41)
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Quote (Sgull @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 16:59:00)
Quote (blind_chief @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 19:49:23)
i blame beer
i always blame beer


A drinking ton8?

B self control gone?


A nope

B 50/50 at this point


as in 50/50 for tonight?

unsure yet


 
#843009 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 20:03:57
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Quote (blind_chief @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 20:03:26)
Quote (Sgull @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 17:01:41)
Quote (blind_chief @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 20:01:11)
Quote (Sgull @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 16:59:00)
Quote (blind_chief @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 19:49:23)
i blame beer
i always blame beer


A drinking ton8?

B self control gone?


A nope

B 50/50 at this point


as in 50/50 for tonight?

unsure yet


well, since youre clearly i think i will
 
#843012 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 21:15:44
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Quote (Sgull @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 17:03:57)
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Quote (blind_chief @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 19:49:23)
i blame beer
i always blame beer


A drinking ton8?

B self control gone?


A nope

B 50/50 at this point


as in 50/50 for tonight?

unsure yet


well, since youre clearly i think i will


i want too!
 
#843016 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 21:29:28
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I should grab a beer.

 
#843024 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 22:17:28
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choking down a sierra nevada IPA
 
#843027 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 22:28:44
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Quote (sardoniclysane @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 22:29:28)
I should grab a beer.


Still haven't had one.

It's kinda late.
 
#843029 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 22:35:14
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Quote (sardoniclysane @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 22:28:44)
Quote (sardoniclysane @ Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 22:29:28)
I should grab a beer.


Still haven't had one.

It's kinda late.


have only had one, kind of want to go to bed
 
#843030 | Tue - Aug 14 2012 - 22:35:21
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kind of want to 2 this
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