About cleaning your asshole? I know Joe probably gets curious every so often and puts a finger up there, but I mean do you make hand to asshole contact or do you brush it with the soapbar?

whats your story

spread cheeks

bout it

Soap

I always wash my ass/genitals with my hands then my face.

I start by putting some head and shoulders down there, apply liberally because clearly only does it keep my asshair nice and smooth, it's powerful stuff man, it's like super swamp ass repellant.

I go about the mojority of my other shower duties afterwards, then circle back to it, give it a healthy scrub/rinse, then use bodywash, rinse again, and I'm good.

I also super dry it.

I probably have one of the nicest assholes around.

wut?

Liquid shower soap + sponge

i absolutely hate liquid shower soap
i dont know why

stick fist up ass, ask questions later

Whilst in the shower*

I hate bar soap

rub loofa/washcloth over the region vigerously, making sure said cleaning tool is soapy as heck

nn fingering asshole.

i guess gays have this thing called felching, where they stick fingers "up there" to clean out the poop so when they have sex with their partner poop doesnt get on partner's dick

edit: i guess this isn't the proper term, says wiki... just one flaming gay dude was telling about it in college. was thoroughly disgusted ofc

This post has been edited by blackjack21 on Thu - Aug 16 2012 - 07:54:03

its clearly gays that do that, its liberals. they are always ready and open to try new things.

and its conservatives who talk about it because they wish they could do it so they hide their inhibitions until they reach a boiling point and then murder their wife and children

Only conservatives have wives and children, so that makes your point invalid. Libs don't marry because they don't believe in one sexual partner or the American family unit. They don't have kids because they abort pregnancies

This post has been edited by blackjack21 on Thu - Aug 16 2012 - 08:24:21

That and 0% of pregnancies occur in the rectum

god told me to murder my wife and rape her dead corpse, dont worry

God*

we are on a first name basis, she is ok with it

I wipe my ass unlike some of you disgusting fags.

But in a shower. I wash my hair.

Then I take soap and rub my ass and and hole and have that shit nice and fresh.

What was described to you Evan is a nigger rig way to do an enema.

God to keep that shit fresh when you getting pleasured down there.

guess so, #lolatgays

got*

I typed god instead lol

going to be 99 today and tomorrow
i will need a good ass washing

i spread my cheeks and lift as far to the stream of water as i can ensuring a good constant rinse


sometimes i spread that soapy residue over my butt hole so i get fart bubbles

I love my shower routine

Showerhead directly into anus, full pressure enema