when you are dropping a dook, does anyone else take their shirt off?

or is it just me

im prepared to be the only one who does that

have you always done this?

i dont like taking my shirt off, cuz fat

at home?
no

in public?
lol

yes, regardless of where i am

as a child i was always afraid i was going to poop on the back of my shirt and it terrified me

sometimes i dook without a shirt on but i dont always specifically take it off to drop a dook

this is bizarre

No, but I put my feet up on my trashcan. It provides a more natural and effective pooping position.

im going to have to try this, but i may need 1 for each leg so they can be spread a bit

go all the way and stick a a finger from each hand in there and pull your asshole open so it falls out easier

Our bodies are designed to poop in a squatting position.

This post has been edited by Duped on Fri - Aug 24 2012 - 13:05:09

http://squatpoop.com/

Best website name ever btw.

Sometimes I take my shirt off, but never take my shirt off in public, lol wtf.

i guess i kind of squat poop, cuz i lean my body real far forward

I do this too

Same idea, your body wants to move to a more comfortable/natural position.

I sit like the thinker, with my shirt off

I wrap my tshirt up and over my head so I don't shit into it, if that counts. Almost like, backwards hockey fight style.

When I am wearing dress clothes I don't remove my shirt though, I just pull it up obscenely high and hug it down with my upper arms

at home i dont do anything

in public rr i take off my jacket if its winter, does that count?

maybe this has to do with you weirdos who wipe back to front

i actually only shit in my shower

and i shower with a shirt on because im fat as fuck

push it down the drain with the toesies

people back to front?

I dont take my shirt off but I totally de-pan­ties. I cant shit unless there is nothing touching my legs. That whole underoos half-way down your calfs thing drives me fucking insane. Id rather go spread the fuck eagle with my underwear on my head than to have anything touch my legs while im shitting.

My wife consistently asks me why I get mostly naked to shit.

wiping towards my balls just sounds wrong, and felt wrong the one time i tried it

I walked in on my brother doing this when I was younger. I vividly remember running downstairs and telling mom and dad that my big brother whiped his ass like a girl.

I really hope you are being serious, then I don't feel so bad about me doing this kind of thing

back to front is probably a bad description
i think i confused myself by the fact that they reach behind their ass
i guess im too fat for that or feel like it requires unnecessary dexterity and repositioning

personally i lift up my massive balls and wipe from between my legs, clearly from the side or behind
everyone who says that is gross because you wipe shit from your gooch to your nutsack is just a faggot

i actually find myself doing this at home a lot too
i start with the undies at ankles and it just gets cumbersome so i kick them through the door

morning shit before shower, naked or with tshirt if its cold
anything poop that im a normal human being who does clearly need to do weird things to poop

im sadly serious and 100% in agreement with Gary. I use to do the reach beside/behind until i leaned too far and broke a toilet seat and crushed my one ball when i fell

how does one fall off the toilet?

balls to back

have you ever gone swimming and had to shit so bad that you went running to the bathroom and with a wet ass hopped on the seat and slid right off?

go fuck yourself old man. clearly everyone's toilet seat is made of sand paper

its so weird to poop that way honestly

you need to have more foresight and have some time to dry off

im sorry, but a shit doesnt sneak up on you that badly

top of the ass to the balls, because i enjoy plucking dingleberries

poop in the pool

i reach behind, feels more natural

edit for back to front, also fucked that up, hard to describe it

This post has been edited by MoS. on Fri - Aug 24 2012 - 21:37:19

wait till you get older and stomach rumbling isn't just a warning that you are going to go fire in the hole within the next 15 minutes

I sometimes do it if I am wearing a button up shirt. Let myself air out and all, ya know?

I'm older. I don't have that problem.

since i cut out most of the grease in my diet my poops are no longer sudden and uncontrollable

I could eat fried pigs shit dipped in mayo and smeared with puckered asshole.

I'd still be able to be master of my domain.

quote from friend on facebook:

this is a bunch of shit. overseas i had to do the squat poop, and it sucked. Even w/ the runs, it was a hassle and didn't eliminate very well. It gets messy...

must be a bleeding heart liberal thing

I call bullshit.

the fuck is going on in this toilet

look on my facebook lol

clearly that he said it, but that it was inferior.