Gentlemen,

After you urinate, do you wash your hands? Are there certain situations or places where you would or wouldn't wash your hands after urinating?

Personally, I never wash my hands after urinating unless it's a poop-coitus urination when I can smell my dick from it being exposed to open air rather than finding out about it on my fingers.

Please leave your concerns within this toilet, I hope we can create a positive environment to discuss this issue.

I don't even touch my dick when I take a piss most of the time. So no, but if I do then yes.

i always wash my hands in public, poop or pee
i rarely wash my hands at home, poop or pee

I like to be that guy who walks away from a urinal at the same time as another guy except I just leave when he goes to the sink

Gotta be a puzzler for that guy

Next time try walking away sucking each fingertip clean.

usually no if alone in bathroom, yes if theres other people there

once you are in an actual work environment its to your own detriment to be "that guy"

If out drinking its usually like 3 pisses to 1 sink trip ratio unless I piss on my hand. Otherwise it depends how recently ive showered because I keep my guy clean.

at work i wash with soap & water
at home i use hand sanitizer

Only if I have to keep up appearances. I don't piss on myself, and germs are good for you. Wanna know why I haven't been sick in over 3 years? I let my immune system do it's thing.

Maybe 40% of the time. Usually clearly out of necessity, I just like having clean hands anyway so normally a quick wash or rinse won't hurt.

This post has been edited by Jp. on Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 16:45:55

id pee on you

I asked my roommate this, he said never unless he pees on his hand.

So I asked him when he ever pees on his hand because seriously we should have aim down by now. His response was never.

An hour later he said "YO SGULL, GET THIS"

:facepalm:

What?

get your roommate on dcnet

Very situational Spencer.

At home, no. Never. At any public place where I have to touch the door to get out, yes.

What if its a push door that you can shoulder out

You had me at #yolo

pretty much nope

at work i always wash my hands, because any time i can wash my hands is good because i work with lots of dangerous chemicals

at home, fuck it

why the fuck are 32.4% of your topics about bathroom questions

jesus

surely they taught you something in prep school elitistjerks.com

because he spends most of his time there

pooping, jacking off in the shower, puking after drinking 2 coronas, etc.

ah, direct correlation, thank you professor stooks

same

although for me, it's because I'm in my house most of the time.

i usually lean with a hand on the wall when i pee into a toilet. dont really need to, just habit

Sometimes I just piss myself.

the suspense is killing me

ya i wash my hands in public gotta keep up a good image

at home i just smear my nutsack on everything anyways why bother washing hands i mean really

yes my dick has been on that doorknob

Whenever I'm about to check out of a hotel room I rub my balls all over the phone.