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Wife Just Left To Get Her Drink On, % this leads to anything?
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#848887 | Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 20:23:01
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Based on the number of carnal encounters while she's drunk would give a base rate of 82%. Now, if we factor in the decreasing rate of sex over the years we're getting something more like 40%.

Odds of DCnet having fun in this toilet? 3%
 
#848888 | Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 20:36:49
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pretend to rape her
then actually rape her
 
#848889 | Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 20:36:55
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im sorry
 
#848890 | Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 20:39:22
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i have never had sex
 
#848891 | Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 21:04:51
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Quote (blind_chief @ Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 21:36:49)
pretend to rape her
then actually rape her

Quote (___ @ Sun - Sep 23 2012 - 19:23:16)
Quote (blind_chief @ Sun - Sep 23 2012 - 19:21:04)
and the picture is of terrible quality


eric
king of ruining jokes



Oh wait.
 
#848892 | Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 21:05:11
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Quote (Jp. @ Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 21:39:22)
i have never had sex


I think it is amazing, but my memory is foggy.
 
#848893 | Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 21:06:06
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Just say surprise once she is passed out on the couch, then its fine
 
#848894 | Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 21:06:16
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Quote (sardoniclysane @ Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 22:04:51)
Quote (blind_chief @ Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 21:36:49)
pretend to rape her
then actually rape her

Quote (___ @ Sun - Sep 23 2012 - 19:23:16)
Quote (blind_chief @ Sun - Sep 23 2012 - 19:21:04)
and the picture is of terrible quality


eric
king of ruining jokes



Oh wait.


We're probably the sickest two people on this site, and I LOVE it.
 
#848895 | Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 21:08:03
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Quote (smoked @ Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 22:06:06)
Just say surprise once she is passed out on the couch, then its fine


Leather couch sex sounds...sweaty.

I dunno, she's probably going to talk a lot and I'll get annoyed and then go to bed. We'll see.
 
#848896 | Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 21:08:53
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Also Watching something on ABC where Texas put a teacher in jail for having sex with students...

The students were 18.

Texas is so fucking stupid.
 
#848899 | Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 21:13:20
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just pull out your cock faggot
 
#848900 | Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 21:14:21
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Quote (bubbachunk @ Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 21:13:20)
just pull out your cock faggot


this means be a man and make the decision that shit is going to happen
 
#848901 | Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 21:20:58
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I bet she'd fuck me, I'm a hunk
 
#848902 | Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 21:29:03
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Quote (StQ @ Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 19:20:58)
I bet she'd fuck me, I'm a hunk


yo baby, show me your ass hole
 
#848903 | Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 21:29:58
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Quote (sardoniclysane @ Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 19:06:16)
Quote (sardoniclysane @ Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 22:04:51)
Quote (blind_chief @ Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 21:36:49)
pretend to rape her
then actually rape her

Quote (___ @ Sun - Sep 23 2012 - 19:23:16)
Quote (blind_chief @ Sun - Sep 23 2012 - 19:21:04)
and the picture is of terrible quality


eric
king of ruining jokes



Oh wait.


We're probably the sickest two people on this site, and I LOVE it.


its a gift
AND SO IS RAPE
 
#848904 | Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 21:30:22
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Quote (StQ @ Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 22:20:58)
I bet she'd fuck me, I'm a hunk


I agree.
 
#848905 | Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 21:31:00
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Quote (blind_chief @ Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 22:29:58)
Quote (sardoniclysane @ Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 19:06:16)
Quote (sardoniclysane @ Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 22:04:51)
Quote (blind_chief @ Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 21:36:49)
pretend to rape her
then actually rape her

Quote (___ @ Sun - Sep 23 2012 - 19:23:16)
Quote (blind_chief @ Sun - Sep 23 2012 - 19:21:04)
and the picture is of terrible quality


eric
king of ruining jokes



Oh wait.


We're probably the sickest two people on this site, and I LOVE it.


its a gift
AND SO IS RAPE



Rape: A gift.

#PaulRyan2012
 
#848911 | Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 21:44:52
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wrap up a small jewelry box
when she gets home, compliment the shit out of her
give her the small jewelry box
she opens it to find nothing in the box
immediately start raping her
 
#848912 | Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 21:48:28
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Quote (blind_chief @ Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 22:44:52)
wrap up a small jewelry box
when she gets home, compliment the shit out of her
give her the small jewelry box
she opens it to find nothing in the box
immediately start raping her


You should write your own dating book. The romance level in this country would go up 100000000%.

"I'm taking what you have in your pan­ties. Bringing back those flames of love" - By Joe Maly
 
#848913 | Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 22:00:53
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in my experience, married women are very likely to fuck whenst drinking

just clearly their husbands
 
#848914 | Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 22:03:53
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sometimes being married means giving your spouse her space

fuck it dude, tell her you want to give it to her bad and dont take no for an answer
 
#848915 | Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 22:04:36
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 20:03:53)
dont take no for an answer


we need to make sure we never teach our daughters the meaning of the word "no"
 
#848919 | Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 22:17:06
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There is seriously fuck all to do right now. Maybe I should sweep for the 5th time.
 
#848920 | Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 22:19:28
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Quote (sardoniclysane @ Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 20:17:06)
There is seriously fuck all to do right now. Maybe I should sweep for the 5th time.


yes, you should teach your son that when mommy goes out drinking with the girls that daddy stays home and sweeps 5 times.
 
#848921 | Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 22:19:40
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its like i dont even know you
 
#848922 | Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 22:19:51
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Quote (sardoniclysane @ Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 23:17:06)
There is seriously fuck all to do right now. Maybe I should sweep for the 5th time.


Set up the video camera
 
#848923 | Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 22:35:40
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Quote (blind_chief @ Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 23:19:40)
its like i dont even know you


:( I watched the Avengers, tooled around on the internet, tried playing d3 and rs and was like, "nope".

I'm FUCKING BORED.
 
#848924 | Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 22:35:57
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You could always hit your faggot son with the sweep :kreese:
 
#848926 | Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 22:38:28
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Quote (StQ @ Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 23:35:57)
You could always hit your faggot son with the sweep :kreese:


He's too busy making people cry on the xbox360.
 
#848927 | Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 22:45:09
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bitch like a girl all night about being bored, dont get on vent
 
#848931 | Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 22:55:54
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Quote (sardoniclysane @ Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 20:35:40)
Quote (blind_chief @ Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 23:19:40)
its like i dont even know you


:( I watched the Avengers, tooled around on the internet, tried playing d3 and rs and was like, "nope".

I'm FUCKING BORED.


torchlight?
total war is also real fun, more of a real combat sim compared to civ 5 games, but still hours of fun and all on steam sale
 
#848932 | Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 22:56:49
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no means yes

its called playing hard to get, if you get, you win
 
#848933 | Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 23:15:44
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 22:56:49)
no means yes

its called playing hard to get, if you get, you win


agree
 
#848937 | Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 23:33:43
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 22:56:49)
no means yes


yes means anal
 
#848938 | Sat - Sep 29 2012 - 00:45:22
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Quote (StQ @ Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 23:33:43)
Quote (blackjack21 @ Fri - Sep 28 2012 - 22:56:49)
no means yes


yes means anal


anal means contraceptive
 
#849122 | Sun - Sep 30 2012 - 15:24:34
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gonna need an update
 
#849128 | Sun - Sep 30 2012 - 16:00:36
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Quote (blind_chief @ Sun - Sep 30 2012 - 16:24:34)
gonna need an update


She came home, changed into her sweats, talked a LOT, got boring, so I started drinking and went to bed while she read some gook. 50 shades or something like that.
 
#849132 | Sun - Sep 30 2012 - 16:10:48
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Quote (sardoniclysane @ Sun - Sep 30 2012 - 17:00:36)
Quote (blind_chief @ Sun - Sep 30 2012 - 16:24:34)
gonna need an update


She came home, changed into her sweats, talked a LOT, got boring, so I started drinking and went to bed while she read some gook. 50 shades or something like that.


lol @ gook
 
#849135 | Sun - Sep 30 2012 - 16:31:49
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Quote (sardoniclysane @ Sun - Sep 30 2012 - 14:00:36)
Quote (blind_chief @ Sun - Sep 30 2012 - 16:24:34)
gonna need an update


She came home, changed into her sweats, talked a LOT, got boring, so I started drinking and went to bed while she read some gook. 50 shades or something like that.


you could ask her to read 50 shades to you while you masturbate?
 
#849138 | Sun - Sep 30 2012 - 16:55:27
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Quote (smoked @ Sun - Sep 30 2012 - 17:10:48)
Quote (sardoniclysane @ Sun - Sep 30 2012 - 17:00:36)
Quote (blind_chief @ Sun - Sep 30 2012 - 16:24:34)
gonna need an update


She came home, changed into her sweats, talked a LOT, got boring, so I started drinking and went to bed while she read some gook. 50 shades or something like that.


lol @ gook


LOL, that is pretty awesome.
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