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You Can't Poop Without Peeing, But you can pee without pooping
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YOU CANT EXPLAIN THAT
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Sun - Nov 4 2012 - 19:40:31
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Quote (randomtask @ Sun - Nov 4 2012 - 17:32:19)
YOU CANT EXPLAIN THAT
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explain like im 5: why is poop brown
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Quote (___ @ Sun - Nov 4 2012 - 20:36:58)
explain like im 5: why is poop brown
blood cells that die are removed from your body into your poop. dead blood cells are brown in color, instead of red. this is why your poop is brown
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explain like im 5: why is poop brown
blood cells that die are removed from your body into your poop. dead blood cells are brown in color, instead of red. this is why your poop is brown
actually bro, bile is green
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Sun - Nov 4 2012 - 23:09:01
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i was in a church today and some kid was in the stall with his father outside. the kid goes "daddy, if i make poo-poo it will help me pee-pee, right?"
guy just looks at me and facepalms and goes "thats right son, very good"
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Mon - Nov 5 2012 - 08:33:52
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explain like im 5: why is poop brown
blood cells that die are removed from your body into your poop. dead blood cells are brown in color, instead of red. this is why your poop is brown
actually bro, bile is green
bile is clearly dead blood cells, but ok
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Mon - Nov 5 2012 - 22:56:51
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explain like im 5: why is poop brown
blood cells that die are removed from your body into your poop. dead blood cells are brown in color, instead of red. this is why your poop is brown
actually bro, bile is green
bile is clearly dead blood cells, but ok
poop is bile
red blood cells die like once every 4 months
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Mon - Nov 5 2012 - 23:04:54
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If your poop is black, then there is blood in it.
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Quote (sardoniclysane @ Tue - Nov 6 2012 - 00:04:54)
If your poop is black, then there is blood in it.
if your blood is black, there is poop in it
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Tue - Nov 6 2012 - 08:43:03
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explain like im 5: why is poop brown
blood cells that die are removed from your body into your poop. dead blood cells are brown in color, instead of red. this is why your poop is brown
actually bro, bile is green
bile is clearly dead blood cells, but ok
poop is bile
red blood cells die like once every 4 months
bile is made by your liver to break down fat... dont make me link you to wiki artikals
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Human fecal matter varies significantly in appearance, depending on diet and health. Normally it is semisolid, with a mucus coating. Its brown coloration comes from a combination of bile and bilirubin, which comes from dead red blood cells.
so i guess you're right actually, bilirubin is a component of bile and it comes from dead red blood cells?
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Tue - Nov 6 2012 - 12:24:49
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explain like im 5: why is poop brown
blood cells that die are removed from your body into your poop. dead blood cells are brown in color, instead of red. this is why your poop is brown
actually bro, bile is green
bile is clearly dead blood cells, but ok
poop is bile
red blood cells die like once every 4 months
True blood cells die every 90-120 days, but it's clearly like every blood cell dies at the same time. There is continuity and consistency in the process.
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Tue - Nov 6 2012 - 12:33:51
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you guys are fucking dorks
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Tue - Nov 6 2012 - 12:43:14
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Quote (___ @ Sun - Nov 4 2012 - 20:36:58)
explain like im 5: why is poop brown
blood cells that die are removed from your body into your poop. dead blood cells are brown in color, instead of red. this is why your poop is brown
actually bro, bile is green
bile is clearly dead blood cells, but ok
poop is bile
red blood cells die like once every 4 months
True blood cells die every 90-120 days, but it's clearly like every blood cell dies at the same time. There is continuity and consistency in the process.
is that what he meant by this? lol, body is on a clock and every 4 months all your red cells just die and you have a MASSIVE poop that time
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Tue - Nov 6 2012 - 12:50:02
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i would massively poop on evans chest once every 4 months
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Tue - Nov 6 2012 - 13:53:38
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Quote (blind_chief @ Tue - Nov 6 2012 - 12:50:02)
i would massively poop on evans chest once every 4 months
Are you even tall enough to make eye contact with his chest?
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Tue - Nov 6 2012 - 16:49:01
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I can and have, how do you think you pull off poo dollar?
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Tue - Nov 6 2012 - 22:34:46
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all i was saying was the red blood cell shit (literally, HEHHHHHH) was a bit of oversimplification
thanks!
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Tue - Nov 6 2012 - 22:37:07
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Quote (___ @ Tue - Nov 6 2012 - 22:34:46)
all i was saying was the red blood cell shit (literally, HEHHHHHH) was a bit of oversimplification
thanks!
lolz
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Fri - Nov 9 2012 - 09:57:33
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@ OP I can, I think something is wrong.
It won't let me poop without having 'Flush' at the correct value.
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Fri - Nov 9 2012 - 10:02:11
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Quote (RaveTheGo @ Fri - Nov 9 2012 - 09:57:33)
@ OP I can, I think something is wrong.
It won't let me poop without having 'Flush' at the correct value.
his name is mac, clearly op
#854673 |
Fri - Nov 9 2012 - 10:49:20
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I think it puts too much pressure on your bladder
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