Okay so gettin' there. I can still type alright, so that's good. Anyone ever get goddamn philosophical when tehy get drunk? I do. I call it "philosophically drunk" but my philosophy is everything is acceptable, but nothing matters. Anyway I'm drinkin' this here lagunitas MAXIMUS because I want the MAX drunk, as the label implies. It's 8.2 % but it should be like 13.4 % because I'm about to break into another bottle but it's HUGE, I couldn't possibly finish it. There's wine too, but that's for meh baby tomorrow when I bring her free pizza and flowers.

It's no wonder all the good writers were drunks, it feels great to type when you are. I could almost just endlessly get into the feel of how the keys are without really thinking about what it is I'm saying, it's just wonderful to be able to communicate your thoughts at such a rapid speed, in such a beautiful manner, it's like you're a piano player, except I'm just talking out of my ass. But who isn't? Charlie Parker was a Heroin addict. But fuck that, I don't play saxophone, and I don't do Heroin but smoking Opium was nice (although I'm sure now that it was just really cut H) but who knows. I like to draw. But goddamnit it gets lonely drawing. Sometimes. I can't wait for this new job! I haven't smoked pot in over two weeks, I'm skinny as shit, and for montsh haven't bought or been a heavy smoker, so I think I'm clearing that bitch.

Here's a question, would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses, or a horse sized duck?

I love Gin. Christmas trees is all I can think of. I love it all, tequila, whiskey, but fuck you bodka. You bastard! first thing I ever got wasted on and all I had to do was look at a clock and it was BAM puke in the sink.

I'd like to think I'm a great dancer, but I'm just a fool. But if you ain't having fun you're a square, that's why dancing's fun, no matter what you're doing. Just have fun. To all you guys that are scared to dance, just do it. Be merry, the lady probably just wants you to be alive more than just know your dance moves. And keep your spine straight, you can't dance like a hanging piece of moss.