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My Super Specia Christmas Project
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#858776 | Wed - Dec 19 2012 - 11:01:15
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My wife and I are hosting christmas eve at our place and i was tasked with place settings, so i put my supreme artistic skills to work in order to lift everyone's holiday spirit to the next level.

currently 4 of 8 are completed. i will report back when the other half is finished.
I present to you - the 8 plates of christmas

"clearly So Super Christmas"
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"T-Rexmas"
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"A Very Merry House Fire"
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Dont worry jews - i got your back
"Happy H_________, Love America!"
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#858777 | Wed - Dec 19 2012 - 11:03:06
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*My Super Special Christmas Project

oh, those typos
 
#858778 | Wed - Dec 19 2012 - 11:04:33
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i only have 4 color of sharpies, so my creativity was slightly limited
 
#858780 | Wed - Dec 19 2012 - 11:45:59
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#858781 | Wed - Dec 19 2012 - 12:07:00
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whenever people show their creativity im reminded of just how uncreative i am
these are awesome though, and i would like my xmas get together to have this humor
 
#858782 | Wed - Dec 19 2012 - 12:14:27
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someday, when i grow up, i would like to be less creative and more disciplined
 
#858783 | Wed - Dec 19 2012 - 12:25:12
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lol, nice work, i like how you caption everything.
 
#858784 | Wed - Dec 19 2012 - 12:29:03
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Quote (cardoors32 @ Wed - Dec 19 2012 - 10:14:27)
someday, when i grow up, i would like to be less creative and more disciplined


dont
ever
seriously
 
#858785 | Wed - Dec 19 2012 - 12:30:08
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Quote (blackjack21 @ Wed - Dec 19 2012 - 13:25:12)
lol, nice work, i like how you caption everything.


i don't want there to be any confusion
 
#858786 | Wed - Dec 19 2012 - 12:36:34
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Quote (cardoors32 @ Wed - Dec 19 2012 - 12:14:27)
someday, when i grow up, i would like to be less creative and more disciplined


lol
 
#858787 | Wed - Dec 19 2012 - 13:03:01
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good idea
 
#858789 | Wed - Dec 19 2012 - 13:43:47
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You write like a girl, fag.
 
#858797 | Wed - Dec 19 2012 - 15:04:24
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Quote (Duped @ Wed - Dec 19 2012 - 14:43:47)
You write like a girl, fag.


 
#858799 | Wed - Dec 19 2012 - 15:06:03
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has charlie ever given any indication that his hand writing would be ungirl like?
rainbow silverware
flowers soaking in gin (but i highly approve of this)
veggie burgers
tofu
etc
 
#858806 | Wed - Dec 19 2012 - 15:18:03
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Quote (blind_chief @ Wed - Dec 19 2012 - 16:06:03)
has charlie ever given any indication that his hand writing would be ungirl like?
rainbow silverware
flowers soaking in gin (but i highly approve of this)
veggie burgers
tofu
etc


joe brings up an excellent point
 
#858829 | Wed - Dec 19 2012 - 20:53:50
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superman dat ho
 
#858860 | Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 10:24:18
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need 4 more plates
possible ideas:

Snobraham Lincoln
- heading to the theater - BRB
- spotlight instead of bullets

"Baking Bad" (christmas cookie edition)
- "respect the recipe"
- "cookies, bitch"

Santa Claus vs. Santa Claws
- 2 face split down the middle or a face off? I just dont know

Christmapocalypse

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feel free to contribute to my christmas eve project and spit out some ideas for a possible scenario to illustrate
 
#858867 | Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 12:09:03
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Son of Manarchy

Jesus in biker gear... ridin through this world, all alone
 
#858868 | Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 12:14:18
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South Hark! The Angels Sing

South Park crew getting into some business with the Jesus Crew
 
#858869 | Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 12:15:47
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out of curiosity, who are your guests?

real people like family/friends or make believe?
 
#858870 | Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 12:16:23
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A Feast for Ho's

Game of Thrones people at the last supper, or enjoying some ham at a christmas gathering
 
#858876 | Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 13:07:44
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@gull fucking HUGE fan of son of MANarchy
that is seriously genius

@adam believe it or clearly, i do live in the real world sometimes. parents, sister, brother and his fiance. I thought there was 8, this only accounts for 7... so maybe there is something in the make believe guests thing
 
#858877 | Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 13:20:07
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you could make the 8th spot with a baby plate and see if your family gets the hint that you are pregnant
 
#858878 | Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 13:21:17
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Quote (blind_chief @ Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 14:20:07)
you could make the 8th spot with a baby plate and see if your family gets the hint that you are pregnant


i havee been wanting to throw in a fake pregnancy and this might be a good holiday for it
 
#858880 | Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 13:53:36
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keep in mind this is a super rough draft

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#858891 | Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 16:09:53
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Quote (cardoors32 @ Thu - Dec 20 2012 - 13:53:36)
keep in mind this is a super rough draft

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This is the best thing ever

LOL
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