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#860563 | Wed - Jan 16 2013 - 11:56:16
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congrats on taking the loving of poop to a whole new level
might have trumped the mackey
 
#860564 | Wed - Jan 16 2013 - 12:09:24
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#860565 | Wed - Jan 16 2013 - 12:57:22
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When I tell someone a beer tastes like shit... trust me, I have a frame of reference and experience.
 
#860569 | Wed - Jan 16 2013 - 13:34:01
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Your story has inspired me
 
#860570 | Wed - Jan 16 2013 - 13:59:40
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Quote (blind_chief @ Wed - Jan 16 2013 - 13:09:24)
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Dearest friend who refuses to accept social media networks like facespace and mybook. For the sake of including you in the lolz, ill fill you in.

Today is my 5th day of flu related sickness. Been pretty much bedridden with brief excursions to the couch to watch TV. Today I was feelin a bit better so I am lounging and watching the kiddo. She dropped a hell of a deuce. It was a blow-out that went down her legs and up the middle of her back. While cleaning her up, I had to sneeze. I opened my mouth, she kicked at about that same time flinging a piece of her shit into my mouth.

The most painful and violent puking of my life followed for the next 20 minutes.
 
#860571 | Wed - Jan 16 2013 - 14:01:45
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HAHAHAHAHAH
when your daughter is of age i shalst buy her a beer and tell her this tale
 
#860574 | Wed - Jan 16 2013 - 14:38:03
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:rofl:

but really, every (good) parent could tell you similar story
 
#860594 | Thu - Jan 17 2013 - 13:25:23
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So Adam eats shit literally.
 
#860608 | Thu - Jan 17 2013 - 21:13:03
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As soon as she knows the story, you'll never be able to discipline her.

Shut up dad, you ate MY SHIT.
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