Last night just after midnight I received a phone call. It was a few (4) friends asking me if I'd like to come hang out with them and drink a little to "celebrate" my birthday. Yes, these were high school kids, but whatever it was something to do. So after they picked me up I had them stop at a store and I grabbed myself a 12 pack (Yuengling) since they were all already drunk and had liquor for themselves. Fast forward 30 minutes, I'm on my sixth beer, they're all acting like drunk idiots and I'm sober as Jehovah which makes me sad, so I continue drinking my beers and watching Aladdin (maybe I wasn't completely sober). All of the sudden one of the girl's attempts to kick one of the guys, misses and kicks another girl (it's her house). The girl then flies off the bed and lands hip first on a liquor bottle and in a drunken rage starts screaming. This girl's Mother then comes to the door demanding it be unlocked and her daughter does not oblige which results in the police being called. The cops get there, everyone panics, I continue drinking my beer knowing that I'm about to get pinned with every single open container in the room (I figure I'm already fucked). The officer walks into the room, I set my beer down and he points me out first. He runs down the whole "generic cop introduction", says if you have anything you shouldn't have just hand it over and it'll disappear, then asks me to step outside with him. Outside he asks me for my ID, I hand it to him, he asks what we'd been doing tonight, how much have I had to drink, how much "dope" I've smoked this evening, etc, etc. I answer truthfully, "Got here not even an hour ago, six beers, and apparently not enough "dope" (he laughs)". Whilst we're talking we hear a window open from the bedroom and several clinks upon the ice beneath, I shake my head. He looks to me and asks, "Are they really that stupid?" I of course answer "Yes". So he hands me his foot long Mag-Lite and tells me if I hit him with it it'll just make him angry. He and I walk towards the window and pick up the 4 bowls (or as he calls them bongs, they were bowls) as well as a bottle of Hydrocodone, which was prescribed to one of the people in the house (haven't figured that one out yet). He walks me down to his car and says, "You do realized everyone is going to jail tonight now" I reply "I know something is going to happen". So we walk inside and he flips out on them I sit in a recliner and almost fall asleep. He pulls everyone into a room individually trying to find holes in their stories, which I couldn't hear sadly. The officer finishes with them and asks me to step back outside with him, outside he tells me that I'm getting off scott free seeing as how I was upfront with him and completely honest. I smirk and joke around with him for a few minutes about how stupid they are while he writes up their possession tickets (4 pipes, 4 people, logic prevails) then we go back inside. He hands everyone their slips and continues ripping into them all one by one, leaving me alone in another room. I stop listening at this point and continue watching my Disney movie and sipping my beverages. He comes in to talk to me, shakes my hand and tells me what could've been the outcome of tonight if they hadn't basically incriminated themselves, I tell him I knew as soon as he walked in that I very well could've been charged with providing and everything else by being the only one there of legal age. He tells me to enjoy my beers and to find a ride home when I'm done, shakes my hand and leaves. So I chug my last 5 beers and start walking home then get a ride the rest of the way from my ex and go home to sleep. Fun night, not bothering with those kids anymore honestly.



TL;DR

Fuck you.

This post has been edited by Duped on Tue - Mar 18 2008 - 13:40:18

TL;DR

Sounds like a fucking EPIC night to be on the good side of a cop's flashlight for once.

My friends finger is still broken looking after getting clipped by one.


I think you met the once nice cop on the east coast.

LOL

a night to remember

"How much dope you been smokin Son?"

No more HS's ofc

I learned that lessons somewhaT

why would you even bother making that much text

eat it ho

He was by far not a nice guy, I was just honest with him and I had met him very briefly before through a friend that works at the Sheriff's department.

If the cop wasnt a nice guy, then maybe your just lucky? Or maybe you were drunk and think this is how the night went.

The thing about cops is, as soon as you lie to them, you piss them off. If they would have just given him the pipes and shit he would've taken them and nothing would have happened.

fucking awesome story

stupid high schoolers, NO WAY

Yeah i agree, when i got arrested i didnt lie and was really nice, so the cop put my in a cell by myself and was pretty nice to me.

I would of done the same, NN being a complete douchbag cop

And wise choice on the Yueng Ling m8

I actually read it now, and its a pretty good story. Lying to a cop is never a good thing to do imo.

Nice story. It looks like american police officers have to much spare time.
Here in god damn sweden its huge shotage of police. 9 mil ppl and only 16K police officers.

How many black people do you have though

quite enough, refuges god damn it
but mostly we have not black, but muslim refuges
only one area in Stockholm [Södermalm] takes more refuges from Iraq, than whole Northern America

I guess you wanted to say, that here is not that big crime per cent population?
you are right then

Nice night m8

This post has been edited by Druida on Tue - Mar 18 2008 - 17:10:25

Holy shit I just ran into a fucking wall of text.

Paragraphs dude; learn them, love them.

Ended up reading it.

It's actually a hilarious story.

Sorry the kids were idiots and one of the girls didn't suck you off before generic cop came in like a stormtrooper.

Drinking in a locked room with parents in the house.
kek.
Nice story though. Cop didn't make any remark about it being your birthday?

This post has been edited by ppkpkppk on Tue - Mar 18 2008 - 18:10:47

too bad you did not grow up in america. you could have similar stories...

uhhhh,

or were you trying to say i'm not grown up yet?

was more about you apparently not being american enough to have locked a bedroom door and gotten drunk while someone's folks were in the living room.

thought it was a right of passage

What she said.

I told you to stop hanging out with them.

I have done so. Was why it was so kek.

sounds like an exciting night.

having sex with one of the teens would have been a better ending

damn the old man might be right...

Sounds like a fun night. Epic too.

DAMN that sucks

Indian baby girl freed from well

Rescuers used heavy equipment to reach the child
Army engineers in northern India have rescued a two-year-old girl who spent 27 hours trapped in a deep well.
The child, named only as Vandana, was playing outside her house when she fell more than 40ft (12 metres) down a man-made well in Tehra, Uttar Pradesh.
The army excavated earth parallel to the well in order to tunnel through to the child, who had been heard crying earlier in the day. If you read a text this long you are fucking retarded.
Indian TV showed live pictures of crowds celebrating at the scene.
Hundreds of locals had gathered to watch the rescue operation, with many of them performing prayers for the girl's safety.

stop being an old thread bumping faggot