2

excellent, the mundo jax and pantheon got queue dodged onto the other team

master yi (first pick, ofc)
ashe
ryze
singed (me)
malphite

vs

jax
urgot
pantheon
udyr
poppy

retarded enemy team with potential to destroy the living shit out of any team
again we have no jungler, yi said he could if nobody else did but hes not, malphites not

This post has been edited by randomtask on Tue - Apr 19 2011 - 23:35:18

whole game was utter shit, their team had a poppy mid, then jax mid, then urgot mid

our yi rushed a bilgewater cutlass while malphite solod top, both teams have absolute shit composition

easy clusterfuck win, none of them can defend a tower worth two shits

broke a stupid 9 game losing streak or something, still 100 points below where i was at 4 days ago

Time to learn a tank

>lol ranked general
>learn how to play
>custom/normal games to learn champions
>your thread: http://forums.desolatecarnage.net/?showtopic=31443&f=22

This post has been edited by MoS. on Wed - Apr 20 2011 - 07:44:34

lee sin
zilean (me)
garen
ryze
morde

vs

vlad
brand
jax
corki
mundo

no jungle on either team, first pick morde calls mid, then switches for lee sin

their vlad has exhaust and ghost

brand has cleanse

corki has heal

our garen disconnects at load screen

Not sure if I should try to buy a new PC now, or build my credit over the next year or two so I can finance one later.

This applies because for some reason, I get 11 FPS playing on this piece of shit back home. It's amazing what another processor core and an extra 128 MB on your video card can do for gaming.

4/1/3 win

mid lee sin was legendary

6/1/19 malphite win with task jungle nocturne

game was basically a 5v3 with their team having a shit jungle trundle and a typical faggot master yi

14/6/15 nocturne, went with a wriggle isntead of bloodrazor since they had no beef other than maokai

We should make a new thread for you and task called ELO hell general

>implying elo hell is separate from ranked games
>implying you know anything about ranked games
>implying

This post has been edited by MoS. on Wed - Apr 20 2011 - 15:37:47

I know enough about it to have the highest ELO here.

>new thread to prevent this garbage that was in the other thread
>nope

Then don't be a cunt

I'm not being a cunt.

Go post in the other thread if you need to learn how to play various rolls in the game.

It's mind boggling that you can't play a tank or a tank roll, let alone want to post about it in our ranked thread.

role*

I thought you would get it...

morde
amumu
blitzcrank
vladimir (me)
corki

vs

ashe
galio
udyr
kennen
janna

40 minute win, we didnt lose a single tower, had them on defense all game

was amumus first time jungling, we had no jungler until we convinced him to do it with 5 seconds until the game started

Why do you get capable players and I get stuck with the most massive downs syndrome players on the face of the planet?

because youre in 900 elo still

also, >implying i dont get stuck with massive down syndrome players

>implying i am bad

You are in the 900 elo range on 2 accounts.

which together is like 1600

Time to fire up the old que

About to lose this game

Garen DEMANDS top solo lane over corki, jarven and kennen

garen
ken
Jarven(friend)
Corki(me)
ww

vs

kass
tf
mundo
eve
ram


WON


Garen was seriously the worst player I have ever seen in my entire life. He had task mindset where he could 1v5 the team, hint he didn't kill one of them doing that.
TF BDd his balls off.
We did an early baron.

lol

Basically this entire thread is mad that I take a break from ranked, come back and win.

>get carried
>never play ranked

urgot
singed (me)
malphite
shaco
lux

vs

warwick
mundo
yi
morgana
teemo

both teams kinda shitty, but lol at the enemies

morgana wasnt connected for the first 25 minutes, we nearly lost a 5v4, the shaco on our team literally just suicided over and over, then complained about being under leveled and under item'd

his idea of defending a tower when he was the only one alive was walking straight toward it (with 4 enemies), out of stealth, getting immediately hit for 80% of his hp in one attack from everyone, then blowing his ult and getting killed immediately, and he defended himself saying that he defended it successfully because they didnt kill the tower

full retard, almost lost a 5v4 because shit team, but we won, yay, im so proud

You are such a pathetic fat idiot.

Nice try.

Next.

ashe
noc jungle
trynd
annie
morde (me)

vs

blitz
galio
mf
trundle
jax

annie and ashe are fighting over mid while trynd is arguing he should solo bottom

sweeeeeeeeeet

trynd gives up first blood in their jungle at golems before minions spawn

trundle kills ashe at mid before level 5

carried by amazing nocturne who claims i am bad for leading game on cs, assists, and towers

teemo
malz (me)
udyr
janna
alistar

vs

morde
mundo
nocturne
ezreal
trybad

had 20 stacks ina bout 15 minutes

still going to lose, team is bad

had 20 stacks, went to 15, went to 9, sold mejais

alistar was good

nobody else on the team was

still impossible to carry

teemo wanted top solo, died to trynd a few times

trynd rushed 2x phantom dancers (same one as on my team the game before, still terrible)

janna was aweful

cant even describe this